Clock Wife’s Pixel Tits Emporium – Where Time and Pixels Collide in a Hilarious Adventure! LOL

Adventure, clock, collide, cute, Emporium, hilarious, lol, long trail, looking, PIXEL, pixels, STOP, tags, Time, tits, VT, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Divine Spears Created:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

kreavetka.ru

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

cubeside.de

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3395
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

org.desteria.net

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Zombie Dances:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

MCnobs.gmaxlive.com:25575

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Animals Bred:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

mc.divictusgaming.com

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

play.pokerivals.com

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ores Mined:	6065
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

mcb-server.docithe.net

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

us.vanillaevolved.net

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Void Gems Collected:	40	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

mc.kgb-minecraft.info

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

server1.miccraft.com

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4098	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

mc.neocrafters.es

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

mc.minemora.net

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Potions Brewed:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

mc.impeerium-mc.eu

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

EmeraldPrisonMC.com

TacoLand

Skywars

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	85870	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

mc.tacoland.es