ClassyCraft: Lower vs Higher | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Democraft SMP: IRS & SS Records for GOP?

data security, Democraft, Democrat operatives, ethical boundaries, gop, Government, government transparency, information access, IRS, IRS records, partisan politics, personal data, political bias, political manipulation, political parties, privacy concerns, Records, Republican in office, Republican voter, smp, Social Security records, Trump supporters, voter information, voter privacy

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice or drama? Well have I got the server for you! Picture this: a server where all the players are actually secret Democrat operatives who have access to all the IRS and Social Security records of every Republican voter and Republican in office.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where your every move is being watched by the government. Will you be able to build your base without getting audited? Will you be able to mine for diamonds without getting your social security number leaked? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – this server is not for the faint of heart.

So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who knows, you might even run into Trump himself, trying to build a wall around his base to keep out the Democrat operatives. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. See you there, gamers!

BiCraft: DateCrafted!

acceptance, attraction, BiCraft, bisexuals, both genders, Communication, DateCrafted, DATING, Diversity, experiences, fluidity, gender differences, Identity, LGBTQ, love, Perspectives, relationships, sexual orientation, society, Stereotypes, Surprises, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Emeralds Found:	7252
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things bisexual! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, glittery diamonds, and a secret underground club for players who have dated both genders.

Ever wondered what it’s like to mine with a rainbow pickaxe or ride a unicorn through the pixelated sunset? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Our community is filled with players who have experienced the best of both worlds and are ready to share their stories of love, heartbreak, and crafting the perfect diamond engagement ring for their in-game partners.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate in the process!

Lavrov’s Blocky Minecraft Server

Alliance, blocky, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Lavrov, Lavrovs, military conflict, military intervention, military presence, Minecraft, nato, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Server, talks, territorial sovereignty, Troops, Ukraine, US

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, BOOM, russia is like “NOPE, no nato troops in ukraine!” and lavrov is all like “talks with US? more like talks with ME, baby!”

join our server for all the drama and political intrigue you could ever want. build your own mini kremlin, start a fake news network, or just hang out with putin and his shirtless bear buddies.

come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this crazy world of ours. join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyArabVsWorld

Adversaries, Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyArabVsWorld, Diplomacy, disagreement, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, opposition, Peacekeeping, russia, Saudi Arabia, summit, talks, ukrainians, US

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ SAUDI ARABIA WANTS UKRAINIANS AT TALKS BUT US AND RUSSIA SAID NO WAY JOSE! WE GOT A CRAZY MIX OF PLAYERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, EVEN SAUDI ARABIA AND UKRAINE! COME BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT DRAGONS WITH US, IT’S GONNA BE WILD! WHO NEEDS TALKS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT ADVENTURES?! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE US AND RUSSIA TRY TO STOP US!

BlockyLove – Escitalopram Edition

antidepressant side effects, BlockyLove, Case Report, compulsive sexual behavior, drug side effects, drug-induced behavior changes, drug-related side effects, Edition, Escitalopram, escitalopram dose, medication complications, medication reactions, medication side effects, mental health, psychiatric medication, psychiatric side effects, rare side effect, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, serotonin reuptake inhibitors, side effects, ssri, unusual side effects

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

So, like, there was this chick who was just minding her own business, taking her meds like a good girl. But then, outta nowhere, she starts gettin’ all hot and bothered every time she sees a blocky pig in Minecraft. Like, she couldn’t stop herself from tryna get it on with them pixelated animals. It was cray cray!

But then, she found this epic Minecraft server that was so lit, it cured her of her naughty urges. The server was so dang fun, with crazy mini-games and wild adventures around every corner. And get this, the admins were like wizards, granting wishes and making dreams come true.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’ll make you forget all about gettin’ freaky with farm animals, come on down to our server! Just be sure to leave your escitalopram at home, cuz things are gonna get wild!

PioneerMC

PioneerMC, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Items Found:	7001	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Towns Built:	4

PioneerMC Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla Beta 1.7.3 Survival
Extras	No plugins, just pure survival experience
Join Now	pioneermc.org
Online Mode	Enabled

Rules:

Be respectful
No griefing or stealing
No cheating or exploits
Keep chat friendly

Join us and relive classic Minecraft. Discord: https://discord.pioneermc.org

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is vanilla Beta 1.7.3 with no plugins.
Are there any restrictions on building?	As long as you follow the rules and respect other players, you can build freely.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to pioneermc.org in your Minecraft client.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.pioneermc.org

Mystic Echoes 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, covers, Echoes, Gaming, indies, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, mystic, Nina Saotome, powerful voice, r18, Retro, rpgs, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, sultry voice, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like diving into a vortex of Nina Saotome vibes, but with blocks and creepers! Join us for Catch-Up Tuesday and experience the power of Nina’s sisterly personality while building your own virtual world.

Why should you join? Well, imagine mining for diamonds while listening to Nina’s sultry singing voice in the background. It’s like a weirdly satisfying combo that will make you question reality in the best way possible.

Plus, we have unofficial VOD archives that will make your head spin faster than a Ender Dragon fight. And if you’re into lewd OC, KK, and sloppa, we got you covered with our mega archive that will leave you questioning your life choices.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the chaos of Nina Saotome’s world mixed with the pixelated madness of blocky adventures. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?).

MeanGirlRevenge Minecraft Server

aita, Australia, Behavior, Connections, Contempt, cyclist, Drinking, EMBARRASSMENT, exclusion, hurtful, ignoring, mean girl, MeanGirlRevenge, Memories, Minecraft, partying, rich girl, roommates, sarcasm, Server, snobby, study abroad, Upset

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1517
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	9

So, imagine this: you’re in a Minecraft server where everyone is super nice and inclusive, except for a few mean girls who think they rule the server. They constantly exclude you, make plans without you, and even yell at you to get out of the way like you’re a pesky cyclist. But fear not, because revenge is sweet in this server!

Join us and show those mean girls who’s boss by building the most epic castle they’ve ever seen. Make friends with the coolest players on the server and leave those snobby girls in the dust. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into them one day and get to ignore them like the queen you are. So come on, join our server and let’s show those mean girls what real Minecraft skills look like!

BdayBroBetrayal

bachelor lifestyle, BdayBroBetrayal, birthday surprise, brother, city, dick move, family life, Girlfriend, horrible time, KIDNAPPING, MONEY, mutual friends, private room, right thing, Routine, Shenanigans, small town, solitude, specialty service, strip club, Warning

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	86	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will make your head spin!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your best friend tries to take you to a strip club against your will! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging strip club shenanigans, private room bookings, and specialty services gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you laughing for days. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

HomelessSteveMC SMP

adaptation, Adversity, basic needs, community support, coping strategies, Crisis, displacement, emergency, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, housing insecurity, mental health, POVERTY, resilience, Resources, Shelter, smp, social services, societal issues, Survival, uncertainty, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted golden apples. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

CompliMinecraft

atypical, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMinecraft, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, Singular, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Magic Items Found:	2324
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Crops Grown:	8252
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the weirdest and strangest compliments you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and get compliments like “Your pixelated block placement is as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel” or “Your mining skills are so legendary, even diamonds bow down to you”. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, who will explode with compliments instead of blowing you up.

So why settle for normal compliments when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of weirdness and hilarity? Come join us and prepare to be complimented in ways you never thought possible!

CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, #undercover mission, CartelCraft, cia, Drones, drug cartel, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, illegal activities, international relations, Labs, mexico, Politics, SECURITY, Spy, Surveillance, top secret, trump, Trumps

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	8

haha u wanna know why u should join this server? well lemme tell u a story. so like, trump, ya know the orange dude, he’s like sending cia drones into mexico to spy on drug cartel labs. but get this, the drones accidentally fly into a minecraft server instead! now the drug lords are all confused cuz they see steve and alex mining diamonds instead of making drugs. it’s a total mess but also hilarious. so come join our server and be part of the chaos! plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, comparison, dumb, envy, Epic, Failure, Insecurity, judgmental, lack of skills, low self-esteem, no accomplishments, no talent, personal growth, Quest, Realms, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-perception, superiority complex, terrible person

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Star Shards Collected:	289
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

Bacteria, cat behavior, cat fur, cat grooming., cat litter, cat owner, cat poop, cat poop removal, CatPoopCleaner, cleanliness, DATING, fear of germs, germs, hygiene, Minecraft, overreacting, pet care, pet cleanliness, pet hygiene, pet owner, red flag, relationships, Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7612
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magic Items Found:	4957	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

BroMoochGoneWild

aita, anger, anger management, bills, Boundaries, BroMoochGoneWild, brother-in-law, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, dog, family, family dynamics, feelings, groceries, long rides, mobile games, mooching, MOTORCYCLE, neglect, rules

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of your Minecraft resources? Join our server where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like my brother-in-law! He said he just needed “a few months” to save up, but it’s been a year and he hasn’t contributed a single diamond to our community chest. He leaves creepers in our base, doesn’t mine for resources, and just sits around playing mobile games on his enchanted diamond phone. And don’t get me started on his motorcycle rides with his buddies – leaving our wolves to fend for themselves in the Nether! But the final straw was when he let our prized Ender Dragon out and it got hit by a minecart. He had the audacity to say “it wasn’t his fault” and that he’d just spawn us a new one. LOL. So if you’re looking for a server where you won’t have to deal with irresponsible players like my BIL, join us now! Just make sure to lock the gate behind you.

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1