| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tournaments, arts and crafts competitions, and even M-League matches! Who knew you could combine mahjong and Minecraft in such a hilarious way? Plus, we have a booru filled with all the wacky creations our players have come up with.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a tutorial for mahjong newbies, so you can learn the ropes while having a blast. And don’t forget to sign up for our upcoming arts and crafts tourney – the deadline is approaching fast!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate mahjong master of the blocky world.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in if you’re feeling brave enough!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your antidepressants – you’re gonna need them!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. So come on down and witness the epic showdown between players and a dragon dropping sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! fixes the linux desktopyour welcome 😉🎮🐲 #MinecraftMadness #CrazyCrafting #EpicAdventures
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. But be warned, the city is also home to a clan of ninja creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their turf.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? That’s right, while you’re building your dream castle, you could also be battling dragons in a parallel universe.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on the back of a giant chicken. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies on a majestic poultry steed?
So what are you waiting for? Join Arkham Shadows today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget your VR headset, because things are about to get real…literally.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Build up your credit history while dominating the virtual world, and when the time comes, debtmaxx your way to even more riches and power. Who needs social security when you have diamonds and emeralds at your disposal?
Join us now and embark on the wildest financial journey of your Minecraft life – because in this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account)!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 164 |
| Crops Grown: | 9726 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But beware, fairies can be mischievous little buggers. One minute they’re giving you diamonds, the next they’re turning your house into a giant mushroom. It’s all part of the fun!
Join us for some epic Hunger Games battles, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fairy dust (not responsible for any side effects, like sudden urge to break out into song and dance).
Check out our YouTube channel for a sneak peek at the madness that awaits you. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fairy games begin!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 386 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).
But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
| Potions Brewed: | 49 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land on their trusty steeds, ready to protect our server from any griefers or trolls. Join us and become a part of this elite group, riding into battle on your very own llama mount.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Remember, on our server, the only way is up…unless you’re buying the dip, of course!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
