CityPrison | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MommaDramaBdayBash

Apology, Birthday, birthday traditions, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, Effort, emotions, family, healing, hurt feelings, MommaDramaBdayBash, Mother, Proactive, relationships, Resentment, resolution, Sadness, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Potions Brewed:	119
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your birthday celebrations better than ever before! Tired of sad birthday memories like getting leftover dinner and two-year-old cake batter cake? Join us and we’ll make sure you have the most epic birthday party ever!

On our server, you can swim in virtual pools, have a Mediterranean breakfast with all your friends, and never have to worry about disappointing pancake mixtures again. Our virtual world is filled with surprises and excitement, just waiting for you to explore.

So come join us and leave all your birthday traumas behind! We guarantee you’ll have a blast and make memories that will last a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and let the birthday celebrations begin!

NoLongerPro Minecraft SMP

adaptation, aging, Athletics, balance, coordination, Declining abilities, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, flexibility, health, Injury prevention, Minecraft, Mobility, muscle memory, NoLongerPro, persistence, physical limitations, Rehabilitation, resilience, smp, sports, strength training

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Potions Brewed:	47	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, seriously, the admins are like, actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little kittens. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?!

But wait, there’s more! The whole server is built on a giant floating island made of candy. And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft SMP of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

H8U2BLOCKS

best response, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, forgiveness, growth, H8U2BLOCKS, hate, healing, Kindness, love, Maturity, positivity, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-care, Understanding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Emeralds Found:	8075
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll! Our community is filled with players who thrive on chaos and mischief. So the next time someone says “I hate you”, you can respond with a well-timed prank or a hilarious joke that will leave them laughing instead. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and have a good time, join us now!

GasBlock Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy security, european union, gas, GasBlock, Geopolitics, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, separatists, Server, statehood, supply chain

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	7886	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7880
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

come join our server, where the only thing getting cut off is the gas to Moldovan separatists! we don’t mess around with humanitarian crises, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual Russia (minus the gas shortages). so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server!

SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

95m, Apple, class action, compensation, confidential information, consumer rights, Court, data collection, digital privacy, lawsuit, Legal, listening case, Pay, payin, privacy, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, siri, SiriCraft, Smart Devices, Technology, voice assistant

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

Aspiring Actor Roleplay

Acting, acting career, acting gig, acting job, acting role, Actor, actors life, Aspiring, aspiring actor, aspiring artist, aspiring performer, aspiring star, aspiring talent, Auditioning, career goals, casting call, double role, dream job, easy job, hollywood dreams, on set, role playing, Roleplay

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Potions Brewed:	105
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

Adventure, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s pathology, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, findings, Herpes simplex virus, herpes virus, HerpesCraft, infectious diseases, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, pathology, research, researchers, scientific discovery, study, University of Pittsburgh, viral infection

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2930	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

Laim Craft server Minecraft

banner, Custom crafts, Customization, Laim Craft, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Towns Built:	6

Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!

play.laimcraft.ru

Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Farms Harvested:	837

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Votes:	7449	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Villages Defended:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Votes:	3512	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

GiftedGamer21 – Minecraft SMP

best gift ever, cherished gift, gift from the heart, gift of appreciation, gift of gratitude, gift of love, gift that brought me joy, gift that I will never forget., gift that made me cry, gift that made me feel special, gift that showed love, gift that showed thoughtfulness, gift that touched my heart, gift with meaning, GiftedGamer21, heartfelt gift, meaningful gift, memorable gift, Minecraft, sentimental gift, smp, special gift, thoughtful gift

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Void Armor Forged:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic gift exchange events everrrr! Like one time, someone gave me a diamond sword with looting 3 and I was like yasss queen slayyyy! It meant so much to me because I could finally slay those pesky creepers with style, you know what I mean?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥

MineCraftLit

bestseller, book lovers, book recommendation, classic, Contemporary, Educational, enlightening, essential reading, Fiction, Impactful, inspiring, literary gem, Literature, MineCraftLit, must-read, non-fiction, page-turner, reading list, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like reading “War and Peace” while riding a rollercoaster made of Jell-O. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs books when you can experience the ultimate adventure in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

Flight2BlockHezCash

anti-terrorism measures, Beirut, financial regulations, financial transactions, Flight2BlockHezCash, government intervention., hezbollah, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah support, illegal activities, illicit money transfers, international relations, Iranian flight, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, money laundering, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, terrorism financing, transfer of funds

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Dragon Eggs Found:	941	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier stories than Lebanon trying to stop funds going to Hezbollah through some random Iranian flight to Beirut 😂 like seriously, who even comes up with this stuff?

But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺

Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱

So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪

Protein Pals Minecraft Server

age, education, health effects, ill health, Loneliness, loneliness and health, loneliness consequences, loneliness effects, loneliness impact, loneliness research, loneliness study, loneliness study findings, mental health, Minecraft, PALS, physical health, protein, protein analysis, protein levels, self-reported loneliness, Server, sex, social factors, social isolation

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	279
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

come join our minecraft server, where loneliness is a thing of the past! we have crazy parties every night with all your blocky friends. we found out that playing on our server actually increases your protein levels, making you healthier than ever before. forget about being sad and lonely, join us and be surrounded by a community of fellow gamers who will always have your back. plus, our server is so lit that even the proteins are partying with us. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3