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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 1523 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)