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SOPs4MeNotU – Minecraft Server

clocking in, competitive salary, Contribute, develop processes, discomfort, easily replaceable, effective results, extract process, improve process, managerial position, Minecraft, new supervisor, piling on tasks, Server, Shadowing, skeptical, SOPs, SOPs4MeNotU, Startups, Tracker, well-established company, work remotely

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your creativity and doesn’t try to steal your ideas like a shady supervisor? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate originality and teamwork without any sneaky Google Forms or backstabbing coworkers.

Our server is like a well-oiled machine, but without the creepy trackers and nosy supervisors. We encourage innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, so you can build your virtual empire without fear of someone stealing your thunder.

So, if you’re tired of workplace drama and just want to have a good time building epic structures with like-minded players, join our server today! Who needs SOPs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine and craft our way to greatness together!

SocializeCraft SMP

building relationships, Communication, MAKING FRIENDS, networking, smp, social activities, social anxiety, Social Interaction, Social Skills, SocializeCraft, socializing, socializing for adults, socializing for extroverts, socializing for introverts, socializing for shy individuals, socializing for teenagers, socializing in a new city, socializing in groups, socializing in public, socializing strategies, socializing techniques, socializing tips

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchantments Applied:	50
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Hey gamers, are you tired of being a lonely loser in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Our SMP is like a virtual party where you can socialize with other players and make friends while building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

Join us for crazy events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block. Or how about our weekly “TNT Cannon Wars” where teams compete to blow up each other’s bases in the most spectacular way possible?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens and battle it out in epic duels.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs real-life socializing when you can hang out with a bunch of blocky characters in a virtual world? Let’s get this party started, gamers!

NoStressCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Zombie Dances:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4043

Are you tired of constantly worrying about creepers blowing up your builds and skeletons shooting you from a distance? Well, fear no more because on our server, anxiety is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the blissful life of a carefree Minecraft player where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting on you.

Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

CarrotCraft – Sweet Sugar Server

bioactive compounds, blood sugar regulation, CarrotCraft, Carrots, diabetes management, diabetes prevention, dietary intervention, fiber rich foods, glucose levels, gut flora, health benefits, Healthy Eating, Insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, mouse model study, nutrient-rich food, plant based diet, Server, Sugar, sugar absorption, SWEET, type 2 diabetes, Vegetable, weight management

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Towns Built:	10	Runes Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	150	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where CARROTS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! we have a special mod that makes carrots help regulate your blood sugar and improve your gut flora, just like in a new mouse model study.

imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.

so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, challenge, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, not reset, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player freedom, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Towns Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Items Found:	4900	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.168.17:35825

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ores Mined:	2063
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Towns Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Animals Bred:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8396
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Falling into the Void:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7888
Magic Items Found:	2223	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Players:	90/700	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6