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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7595 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4571 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Do you want to spice things up with some ESL chuubas? Well, look no further because our server is in desperate need of more ESL chuubas (sorry indos, you don’t count).
Join our server and experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players from all over the world who may or may not speak English as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft with a bunch of aliens, but in a good way!
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in broken English. Will you be the one to decipher its cryptic messages and uncover the secrets of the server? Or will you just end up getting lost in translation and accidentally angering the ghost?
Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity and confusion that comes with playing on our server. So come on, join us and let the ESL chuubas reign supreme!
