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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3170 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking dolphins who will guide you on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight off zombie villagers with a magic wand while riding a giant chicken into battle? It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness, and you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you. Plus, we have free cookies on Tuesdays. So come join us and let’s explore this wild and wacky world together!