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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 662 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 375 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 3335 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking dolphins who will guide you on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight off zombie villagers with a magic wand while riding a giant chicken into battle? It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness, and you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you. Plus, we have free cookies on Tuesdays. So come join us and let’s explore this wild and wacky world together!