come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
Holy Grails Found: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

New Minecraft Servers

  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Enchantments Applied: 214
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Animals Bred: 138
    Gods Slained: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

    mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name mMinecraft.org
    Address https://discord.com/invite/yazUzTR8QT
    Features

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there any reset on the server? No, the server never resets.
    Are there any strict rules on the server? Minimal to no rules are enforced on the server.
    What are the available game modes? The server offers Vanilla, Tekkit, Disguises, and Skyblock modes.
    Can players use protection blocks? Players can use optional protection blocks to safeguard their areas.
    Are there any cash prizes available? Yes, the server offers top balance and vote cash prizes.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Mines Excavated: 3580
    Animals Bred: 153 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Emeralds Found: 9705 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 51
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and a chicken army to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out for the title of Disco Champion. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Disco Sheep, who can teach you the most epic dance moves in all of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance shoes – you’re going to need them.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

    Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoCash4OldPals

    NoCash4OldPals
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

    Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

    Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

    Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

    PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

    We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

    But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Falling into the Void: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Obsidian Addicts United

    Obsidian Addicts United
    Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 50

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

    NukeOrJoinNATOCraft
    so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Treasure Maps Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Shell Swap Sisters

    Shell Swap Sisters
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

    if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

    dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Ores Mined: 9972 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Crops Grown: 2187
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bread & Chips R Us

    Bread & Chips R Us
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mainstay

    Mainstay

    You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 71
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 191
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

    CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!
    Welcome to CatCraft!
    CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
    Seasons:
    Current Version: 1.21
    World Border: 16k in every direction
    Hosted in Ashburn, VA

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the server rules?
    1. Don’t be a dick.
    2. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
    3. Server is 21+ only.
    4. PVP is fair play.
    5. No hacking or cheating.
    6. Pranking allowed within reason.
    7. Include favorite cat breed in application.
    8. Keep the server tidy.
    9. Avoid killing withers in the over-world.
    10. See rule 1.
    What are some important server details?
    • No Enderman Griefing
    • Custom recipes and features
    • Renewable Coral
    • Fast Leaf Decay
    • Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
    • and more…
    Where can I find more information or apply? Join our Discord

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8421 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Spooky Night Minecraft Server

    Spooky Night Minecraft Server
    Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

    But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Star Shards Collected: 226
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 901707 Star Shards Collected: 163

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AC Off Minecraft Server

    AC Off Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

    Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

    Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Enchantments Applied: 101
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9991

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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