come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
Treasure Maps Found: 6 Alien Abductions: 0
Dragon Eggs Found: 5584 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 5616 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BroCraft Drama-Free Zone

    BroCraft Drama-Free Zone
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest family dynamics you’ve ever seen! We’ve got adopted siblings, bio siblings, and a fiancée who’s obsessed with making everyone feel like they were robbed of their rights.

    Join us and witness the epic showdown between a bio daughter and an adopted daughter who won’t take any nonsense. Will they be able to coexist in this crazy Minecraft world? Only one way to find out – join our server now! And remember, only kids think everyone should feel the same, so embrace the chaos and have a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • DreamCraft: Build, Explore, LOL

    DreamCraft: Build, Explore, LOL
    Do you dream of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or perhaps building a castle made entirely of exploding TNT blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where your wildest dreams come true!

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster through a lava-filled cave. Or challenge your friends to a game of pig jousting on top of a flying dragon! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword hidden deep within our server’s secret dungeons. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Magic Items Found: 4465
    New Chunks Explored: 758021 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

    KharkivCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can be like Ukraine and reclaim territory from da evil Russian regiment! We got crazy battles, explosions, and u can be da hero of Kharkiv Oblast! Join now and show dem Russians who’s boss! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we cool like dat. Don’t miss out on da action, join now and be a part of dis epic adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyZelensky’sVictoryPlan

    CraftyZelensky’sVictoryPlan
    come join dis minecraft server where we will unveil our own victory plan to dominate da virtual world! zelensky himself will be there to guide us to success, but only if our partners (aka other players) help us out! we will conquer all da realms and build da most epic structures u have ever seen! don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and be part of history in da making!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Geothermal Gooey Frackin’ Fun

    Geothermal Gooey Frackin’ Fun
    Yo, come join our Minecraft server, where we got ultra-deep fracking for LIMITLESS geothermal power, bro! We got the Laboratory of Experimental Rock Mechanics up in here, showing us how to crack open that semi-plastic, gooey rock at supercritical depths like it’s no big deal. We’re talking water flowing through like a freakin’ waterfall, man!

    You wanna harness the power of the Earth’s core in Minecraft? Well, you better hop on this server and start diggin’ deep, ’cause we ain’t playin’ around with no surface-level stuff here. We’re all about that extreme mining life, baby!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start fracking your way to unlimited geothermal power! Who needs solar panels when you got a whole freakin’ volcano under your feet, am I right? Let’s get crackin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 193 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • OTFHEE | Vanilla Minecraft server

    OTFHEE | Vanilla Minecraft server
    ✌ Hey buddy! Are you ready to dive into the world of Minecraft, where there are no boundaries or limits? Welcome to OTFHEE – a vanilla server that is cooler than all the others!

    ☄ We have a really epic world here – 30 million blocks in both directions, and all this is available for your adventures. Fly, build, explore – do whatever you want, bro! ☀ We don’t have wipes, so all your achievements will stay with you forever.

    ✧ Few rules, complete freedom of action, no unbalanced donations. Forget about “pay to win” – everything is fair and transparent with us. And most importantly, the server is free! ✧

    ☞ Come, feel like a real survival master and build your ideal world without restrictions! ☜

    We are waiting for you at OTFHEE! You will definitely like it! ♡{。^◕‿◕^。}

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and show some love for your mom by building her a virtual mansion made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks! Trust us, she’ll be so impressed she might even start playing Minecraft herself. Plus, rumor has it that if you compliment your mom in the chat, you’ll receive a special in-game power-up that turns all the creepers into fluffy bunnies. So what are you waiting for? Show your mom some love and join our server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Point of Being a Boyfriend or a Husband Minecraft SMP

    Point of Being a Boyfriend or a Husband Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and embrace the chaos! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

    – We have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Want a sword that shoots fireballs? They’ve got you covered.

    – The main currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but memes. That’s right, you can trade rare Pepe memes for valuable items and resources.

    – Our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja villagers who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they pack a punch.

    So come join us on our insane Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who needs a boyfriend or husband when you have a whole community of side niggas to play with?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • TechTrendz Minecraft SMP

    TechTrendz Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the future of technology is headed straight into the hands of our insane and hilarious players.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. Our players have created a world where anything is possible, and the future of technology is in their hands.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and even battle giant robots with nothing but a wooden sword and your wits. The future of technology is limitless on our server, and we want you to be a part of it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest, most outrageous server on the block. Who knows what insane adventures await you in this wild world of technology and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 59 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you tired of awkwardly sliding into someone’s DMs and getting left on read? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can woo them with your pixelated creations?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a matchmaker in disguise. Defeat the dragon and you might just find your soulmate waiting for you on the other side. Talk about a love story for the ages!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the quest for love and diamonds begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • GenoTurkey Minecraft Server

    GenoTurkey Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 649 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Animals Bred: 73
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Bucha’s Drone Busters

    Bucha’s Drone Busters
    Yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we got a squad of badass female warriors who take down Russian drones like it’s nobody’s business in the Ukraine war! Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history, where we ride llamas into battle and shoot arrows at creepers while doing backflips. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so you better join us if you wanna get rich quick! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Cannabis DNA Impact Server

    Cannabis DNA Impact Server
    so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is like, totally insane, man. like, if u join, u will be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s like, so crazy, dude.

    and get this, when u join, u will be given a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit. like, no more spending hours mining for those precious gems, bro. u will be rolling in diamonds in no time.

    oh, and did i mention that there are unicorns in this server? yeah, unicorns. and they poop rainbows. like, how cool is that, man? u can ride around on a rainbow-pooping unicorn while wearing a diamond helmet. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

    so, like, if u want to join a server that is totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then this is the server for u. trust me, bro, u won’t regret it. unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond pickaxes await u. come join the fun, dude.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Zombie Dances: 9
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Mix and match: CreateRP roleplay modded – where pigs can finally rule the server!

    Mix and match: CreateRP roleplay modded – where pigs can finally rule the server!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CreateRP
    Server Type Roleplay with Custom Modpack
    Features Custom roles, tasks, betrayal, strategizing, adaptive gameplay
    Discord Join here

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    What is CreateRP? CreateRP is an innovative roleplay experience with a custom Modpack, focusing on tasks and immersion.
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord server using the link provided above to learn more about the roleplay and get access to the server.
    What makes CreateRP unique? CreateRP offers custom roles, betrayal, strategizing, and adaptive gameplay, providing a one-of-a-kind roleplay experience.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Chimeras Created: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, “dove,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons or a giant chicken that challenges players to a game of chicken nugget eating contest.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course made entirely of lava. The prize? A pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any mobs that dare to mess with you.

    So why wait? Join “dove” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world of madness and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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