come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Star Shards Collected: 272
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Block TherapyCraft

    Block TherapyCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 44 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 277
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Animals Bred: 183

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

    Massage Mania: ADHD Relief
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Star Shards Collected: 228
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

    Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]
    Server Name GalaxyVoid
    Opening Date October 20th
    Opening Time 13:00
    Website Galaxyvoid.nl

    Brief Overview:

    GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

    A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

    Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

    A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

    But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 113 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DogHouseBanisher

    DogHouseBanisher
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

    But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Ether Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBluesBeGone

    BlockyBluesBeGone
    Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Falling into the Void: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

    CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8908 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Putin’s Crash Course Server

    Putin’s Crash Course Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 23 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

    Homeless Sweep Fail Craft
    so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

    plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

    if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

    so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

    Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

    Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

    Server Type Experimental Vanilla SMP
    Updates Every new snapshot
    Features Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
    Server Technology Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
    Server IP snapshot.pandamium.eu
    Latest Version 1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
    Discord https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
    Website https://www.pandamium.com/

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How often does the server update to new snapshots? The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
    What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server? Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
    Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether? The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
    What are some of the server features available? TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
    How can I reach out for help or support? You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Zombie Dances: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lonely Date Minecraft Server

    Lonely Date Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

    Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

    Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

    Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United
    Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

    In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

    Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

    But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

    And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 146 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

    BirthdayBash Minecraft Server
    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! 🌋💥

    🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳

    🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺

    💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️‍♂️👀

    🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥

    🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 141 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • DeckedOutSnitchCraft

    DeckedOutSnitchCraft
    Are you tired of boring neighbors who just wave and chat over the fence? Join our Minecraft server where you can build decks without any nosy neighbors reporting you to the city inspector!

    Our server offers a thrilling construction experience where you can hammer, saw, and make as much noise as you want, even past 10 p.m.! And don’t worry about safety – our wobbly decks are built to withstand any party, even if it means a dramatic collapse!

    Join now and become the talk of the neighborhood as you show off your questionable DIY skills to your virtual neighbors. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t be the nosy neighbor, be the one causing chaos instead!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 206 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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