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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
Towns Built: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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