come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 25 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 385
Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal

    Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal
    Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Israeli Forces uncovering Russian weapons in Hezbollah’s advanced South Lebanon bunker! Like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there. Imagine exploring that bunker in Minecraft, finding all kinds of crazy weapons and secrets. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, you never know what other insane adventures await you on this server. So come on, join now and let’s uncover some epic loot together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters

    ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters
    lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

    we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

    if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

    we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

    so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

    come to our server!

    advantages:

    1) blank card

    2) donation does not solve

    3) tube survival and nothing extra

    4) responsive administration!

    5) stability

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 125 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server

    Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where time works in mysterious ways! On our server, you can witness a 90-year-old man turning 20 again, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of aging backwards while building epic structures and battling mobs? Don’t miss out on the chance to defy the laws of nature and have a laugh while doing it! Come join us and see what other wacky surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP

    >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our totally not creepy STALKER themed MMORPG where you can stalk your friends and enemies alike. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it free to join, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate stalker in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • DadBodCraft

    DadBodCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • InternetFunMinecraftSMP

    InternetFunMinecraftSMP
    Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

    But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Dimension Hops: 11 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Block TherapyCraft

    Block TherapyCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

    Massage Mania: ADHD Relief
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

    Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]
    Server Name GalaxyVoid
    Opening Date October 20th
    Opening Time 13:00
    Website Galaxyvoid.nl

    Brief Overview:

    GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

    A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

    Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

    A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mines Excavated: 2793
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 109 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

    But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 25 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 33 Love Letters Sent: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • DogHouseBanisher

    DogHouseBanisher
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

    But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BlockyBluesBeGone

    BlockyBluesBeGone
    Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Potions Brewed: 64
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Towns Built: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

    CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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