come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Buildings Constructed: 40
Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Ami’s Miko Minecraft Server

    Ami’s Miko Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you never knew you needed! Join us and discover a whole new world filled with vtubers that no one has ever heard of before. Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our vtubers are so mysterious, they make Herobrine look like a friendly neighbor. You’ll never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

    2. Rumor has it that one of our vtubers can summon creepers with just a wink. Better watch out or you might find your precious builds exploding in no time!

    3. Want to join a server where the players are as unpredictable as a pack of wild wolves? Look no further, because our vtubers will keep you on your toes with their wacky shenanigans.

    4. Who needs famous vtubers when you can join a server with vtubers so obscure, they make Bigfoot look like a household name? You’ll be the envy of all your friends when you tell them about the crazy adventures you had with these unknown legends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world of vtubers that nobody knows exist. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9266 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

    Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Star Shards Collected: 202
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Crops Grown: 6750 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Dad’sNewWifeNotMyParentLOL

    Dad’sNewWifeNotMyParentLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and avoid awkward conversations with your dad’s new wife, Claire.

    Join us for a chance to create your own virtual family where you can actually choose who your parents are. No need to deal with step-parent drama or awkward family conversations here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

    So come on over and escape the real world for a while. Who needs Claire as a parent when you can have a creeper as a pet instead? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server

    ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 35 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan
    lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity, like zelensky revealing his victory plan but in minecraft form. we got crazy battles and epic quests, like joining nato but in a blocky world. u gotta join this server if u wanna be a true warrior and conqueror, just like zelensky. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s make history, one block at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Santa’s Dark Delivery Service

    Santa’s Dark Delivery Service
    hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like santa claus on steroids, but not the good kind of steroids, like the ones that make u eat too many cookies and break into people’s houses.

    on dis server, u can be like santa claus but without all the creepy stuff. u can build ur own workshop and make toys for all the little minecraft villagers. u can even have ur own team of reindeer to fly around and deliver presents.

    but watch out, there’s a grinch on the loose who’s trying to steal all the presents and ruin christmas for everyone. u gotta team up with ur friends and stop him before it’s too late.

    so come join dis server and spread some holiday cheer, or else santa might put u on the naughty list. ho ho ho!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Nano Fat Blocker Server

    Nano Fat Blocker Server
    haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Snormines

    Snormines

    Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: play.snormines.net

    Snormines is a network -in built server.

    LIFESTEAL SEASON 1 – Just Released!

    – Clans – Grindy Economy – No P2W – Building community – 10k x 10k Maps

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Farms Harvested: 523
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • gravityfalls MC

    gravityfalls MC

    Survival Anarchy 1.21 A Minecraft Vanilla 1.21 Server

    Welcome to gravityfalls! The Ultimate Minecraft 1.21 Anarchy Experience

    Dive into true Minecraft anarchy with no rules . Play on the latest version, Minecraft 1.21, with top-tier performance for lag-free gameplay. Join a thriving community of anarchists where you can form alliances, build empires, or betray your friends. Expect occasional events that add unique twists to the classic experience.

    Server Details:

    IP Address: gravityfalls.ch Version: Minecraft 1.21 Discord: https://discord.gg/5pyfeG5Hq8

    Prepare for battle and carve out your legacy in the most ruthless Minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Ores Mined: 6641
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Farms Harvested: 172
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Chase Me Minecraft Server

    Chase Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with eligible Minecraft characters just waiting to be your pixelated love interest! From the charming Steve to the mysterious Enderman, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual dating adventures. Join now and find your blocky soulmate!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5869 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ””/inDIeS/”’ Minecraft SMP

    ””/inDIeS/”’ Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks English? Do you want to join a community of Spanish-speaking indie VTubers who are taking over the virtual world one block at a time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore together. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself tried to join, but we had to ban him for griefing (typical Herobrine).

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of room for new members who are ready to bring their A-game and show off their building skills. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks – then you might regret it a little). See you in the game, amigos! 🌵🦙🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Magic Items Found: 2307
    Alien Abductions: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CousinCraft Minecraft Server

    CousinCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle in all the land!

    Join us and escape the madness of real life, where grandmas try to sabotage weddings and cousins bite people at the arcade. On our server, you can create your own world where crazy relatives can’t ruin your fun.

    Forget about choosing between “real” cousins and “fake” cousins – on our server, everyone is family and we all work together to create amazing builds and have a great time.

    So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! No need to worry about being called disrespectful or unfillial here – just let your creativity run wild and have a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Villages Defended: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • GrannyCraft: Parental Drama Edition

    GrannyCraft: Parental Drama Edition
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creeper explosions! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night or not!

    🤪 Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster? Look no further! Our server is filled with more plot twists than a soap opera, with family feuds, lawsuits, and bitter grudges that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman!

    😜 Want to join a server where the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the family dynamics? Then hop on board and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions!

    🤩 So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will make you question your own family dynamics! Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness drama that puts the Kardashians to shame? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Ores Mined: 2150 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun

    DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a magical genie is waiting to grant you one dollar for every block you mine! That’s right, just swing your pickaxe and watch the cash flow in. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and enchanted loot. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden treasure room will be granted three wishes by the genie. So start digging, exploring, and racking up those dollars to uncover the ultimate prize!

    Join us now and start your journey to riches and wishes on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew mining could be so profitable and magical at the same time?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

    NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition
    lol do u like drama? do u like action? then join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine vs n.korea war every day! come build ur own bunker and defend against the evil n.korean invaders who are trying to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this intense battle for survival! join now for all the chaos and mayhem u could ever want in a minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Dimension Hops: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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