come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ores Mined: 5060 Runes Activated: 7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Epic Battles Fought: 19
Enchantments Applied: 263 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Void Gems Collected: 34 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Creeper Therapy Co.

    Creeper Therapy Co.
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Creepers Anonymous” support group where you can vent your frustrations and receive virtual hugs from fellow players. Join us for a therapeutic gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Brainy Heights & Spiders

    Brainy Heights & Spiders
    so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will LITERALLY blow your mind? well, do i have the place for you! this server is so lit, it will make your brain do backflips and cartwheels at the same time.

    our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. we have crazy challenges that will make your fear of heights, spiders, and social threats all come to life in the virtual world. you think you can handle it? come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of your brain power.

    we promise you won’t be bored, because every corner of our server is filled with surprises and mind-bending puzzles. so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer your fears and become the ultimate minecraft master!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 89 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • PuffleLand

    PuffleLand

    This is PuffleLand, A very simple minecraft server which is just vanilla survival with some extra stuff that comes from the essentialsX plugin. I would appreciate seeing some builds here and the server is guaranteed at least 6 months of life.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • UnBit

    UnBit

    Server for anyone who wants to spend time, specialized in survival that will later add more modalities, any questions go to the discord where the moderators will be willing to help

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3325 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Alien Abductions: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ⛱️ FlayCraft – Survive and get high on Minecraft server 1.21

    ⛱️ FlayCraft – Survive and get high on Minecraft server 1.21

    ⭐ Welcome to the world of FlayCraft – where every block and every adventure comes alive with new possibilities and amazing discoveries!

    ☀️ Our Minecraft servers offer not just a game, but a real journey into a magical world, where a friendly community and a great atmosphere await every adventurer.

    We pay special attention to convenience, quality and stability in all our modes. And here they are:

    ⚡Survival: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our players, ready to help you every step of the way. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s buildings is prohibited, and to further protect you from this, you can protect your home using private messages and enjoy freedom without fear of griefing. Discover a variety of mechanics, including unique jobs, casinos, duels and many other equally interesting systems, the list of which is updated daily. We develop game mechanics taking into account the basic principles of Minecraft, which maintains the high vanilla nature of our server. Be a dream builder or an intrepid explorer as you create your world with other players.

    ⛱️ Events: Get ready for exciting events that happen regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to exciting races and simple parties, we always have something interesting for everyone.

    ☄️ Feel the inspiration and opportunity to create your own unique path on our server. We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9936 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Mythical Swords Crafted: 91
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

    ”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

    So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Dimension Hops: 12
    Chimeras Created: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Cool Minecraft SMP Name

    Cool Minecraft SMP Name
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the UFC Heavyweight Champ, the WWE Undisputed Champ, AND the WWE World Champ all playing together! Imagine battling it out in PvP against these absolute legends of the ring. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get some wrestling tips while you’re at it. Join now for a chance to challenge these champs to a duel and show them who the real Minecraft master is!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 New Chunks Explored: 147604
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • DadSnatchedVacayFUN

    DadSnatchedVacayFUN
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate the underdogs and outcasts of the family!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the drama of family vacations and secret trips to Aruba. Who needs a tropical getaway when you can build your own paradise in Minecraft?

    Don’t let your mom’s favoritism get you down, join our server and show her who the real boss is! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun. Let’s stick it to the man and create our own family vacation in the world of Minecraft!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that being the forgotten sibling is just a stepping stone to greatness in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 35
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • TimeTravelerSMP

    TimeTravelerSMP
    If you could time travel for one day, would you go back to the time when creepers were just cute little green blobs who wanted to be your friend? Or maybe you’d go forward to a time where pigs rule the world and demand sacrifices of bacon every morning? Join our Minecraft SMP and you can time travel to all these wacky scenarios and more! Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a portal to the Nether? Come join us for some timey-wimey shenanigans and let’s make history… or mess it up completely!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Enchantments Applied: 143
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Magic Items Found: 6168
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters
    Have you ever dreamt of riding a pink llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie chickens with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the wackiest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to wake up from this dream come true!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 143 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Ores Mined: 5263 Farms Harvested: 128
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • TechRace Minecraft Server

    TechRace Minecraft Server
    LOL join dis minecraft server if u wanna uncover da secrets of da international ‘race science’ network! we got US tech bosses secretly fundin’ dis shiz, makin’ it all shady and stuff. u can be a detective and solve da mystery while buildin’ epic structures and trollin’ ur friends. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in dis server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in da Minecraft world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3365 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 25

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CommieCraft: Red Army Edition

    CommieCraft: Red Army Edition
    join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops teaming up with russian army to dominate the virtual world! watch as pyongyang fully enters the war against other players, building massive bases and launching crazy attacks. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server

    Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where dolphins blow microplastic fibers out their blowholes like confetti at a party. it’s a wild ride of underwater adventures and plastic pollution! dive deep into the ocean and discover hidden treasures like plastic bags and straws. build a plastic empire and rule over the sea creatures with your plastic scepter. join now for a chance to be crowned the plastic king of the ocean! dolphins are waiting to welcome you with their plastic-infused breath. come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and make a splash on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Infinite Cobblemon

    Infinite Cobblemon

    Dive into the pixelated world of Infinite Cobblemon, where the thrill of exploration meets the endless possibilities of automation! This unique modpack blends the beloved Cobblemon mod with an array of powerful tools and features, setting the stage for an unforgettable adventure.

    Key Features:

    Catch ‘Em All with Cobblemon: Discover and capture a variety of adorable Cobblemon as you traverse diverse biomes. Each creature has unique abilities and can be trained to battle against wild Cobblemon and other trainers!

    Engineering Marvels with Create Mod: Build intricate machines and automated farms to streamline your resource gathering. Create mesmerizing contraptions, from conveyor belts to elaborate mechanical systems, all while enhancing your Cobblemon journey.

    Efficient Storage with Applied Energistics: Tired of cluttered inventories? Utilize the powerful AE system to manage your items and resources. Craft your own storage network to keep your Cobblemon supplies organized and accessible at all times.

    Epic Adventures with Dungeons & Structures: Explore a plethora of dungeons and structures scattered throughout the world. Each location is filled with challenges, treasure, and rare Cobblemon waiting to be discovered. Gear up and prepare for epic battles against mobs and bosses!

    Versatile Exploration with Sophisticated Backpacks: Never run out of space while exploring! Equip yourself with sophisticated backpacks that not only expand your inventory but also offer various crafting capabilities. Customize your backpack to suit your adventure style.

    Join the Adventure: Whether you’re battling trainers, exploring vast landscapes, or building amazing contraptions, Infinite Cobblemon offers endless fun and creativity. Gather your friends, embark on quests, and experience a world where the thrill of discovery knows no bounds!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9133 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 116
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP: simplyvanilla.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

    Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

    Map size: 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? Since 2019.
    What is the map size? 10 TB+
    Can I join the server’s Discord community? Yes, you can join the Discord community using the link provided.
    Is the Nether accessible in the server? Yes, Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7099
    Gods Slained: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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