come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Epic Quests Completed: 13 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Treasure Maps Found: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

    So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

    BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

    WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP
    Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

    But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

    If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Magic Items Found: 2373
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Farms Harvested: 812
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MineCraftMemories

    MineCraftMemories
    Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 86 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • RedstoneRuskiCraft

    RedstoneRuskiCraft
    so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 399 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Zombie Dances: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Herobrine Sightings: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

    Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

    u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

    plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

    so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Emeralds Found: 5777 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • EndNetwork

    EndNetwork

    EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Enchantments Applied: 221
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Chaotic Realms

    Chaotic Realms

    [1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

    BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

    Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

    PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name PlongieCraft
    Features Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
    Website Plongie.com
    Trailer Watch trailer here

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

    A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

    Q: What can players expect on the server?

    A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

    A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

    Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

    A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2941 Elemental Crystals Collected: 54
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

    Pixel Puns Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

    3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

    4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

    Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • NoGFsAllowedMC

    NoGFsAllowedMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

    Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP

    CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 197 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Runes Activated: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Creeper Therapy Co.

    Creeper Therapy Co.
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Creepers Anonymous” support group where you can vent your frustrations and receive virtual hugs from fellow players. Join us for a therapeutic gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Brainy Heights & Spiders

    Brainy Heights & Spiders
    so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will LITERALLY blow your mind? well, do i have the place for you! this server is so lit, it will make your brain do backflips and cartwheels at the same time.

    our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. we have crazy challenges that will make your fear of heights, spiders, and social threats all come to life in the virtual world. you think you can handle it? come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of your brain power.

    we promise you won’t be bored, because every corner of our server is filled with surprises and mind-bending puzzles. so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer your fears and become the ultimate minecraft master!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Zombie Dances: 8
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Chimeras Created: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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