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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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