Chunky Minecraft SMP Lad

$25k a month, baby gorilla, bucket of lard, chunky, CONTENT, Content Creation, earnings, entries, fat sack of shit, Jeff Gerstmann, lad, Minecraft, Minimum, nextlander, online creator, Patreon, patreon page, Podcast, podcasting, smp, streaming, STREAMS, Terrible, twitch

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP server and escape the clutches of the fat sack of shit! We offer a sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without the constant bombardment of baby gorilla podcasts. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about Patreon pages and Twitch streams. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only fat sacks of shit are the ones we build out of blocks!

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

play.mcpvp.com

PlussyCraft Network

Parkour

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

play.plussycraft.net

Kratos Minecraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

kratosminecraft.strangled.net

Givmehdiamonds Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	1829
Potions Brewed:	148	Secret Passages Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

mc.givmehdiamonds.com

AsiaCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Divine Spears Created:	28
Animals Bred:	95	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Asia-Craft

Here are some quick facts about us!

High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

mc.asia-craft.net

Craftsylvania

Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

**Description:** Craftsylvania is a semi-vanilla server (vanilla + claims)

**Features:**

– just plain old minecraft with the protection of claims! – awesome 6 year old community of friendly players

**Rules:**

– no hacked clients – no griefing

craftsylvania.g.nfoservers.com

Crafteemc

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Active server since June 2011! Server IP: crafteemc.com Server Website: http://www.crafteemc.com

Craftee Survival Minecraft Server. Running Bukkit.

Dedicated server and internet connection. Active group of players Helpful admin Awesome gameplay

crafteemc.com

MineSworn Community

Factions, MCMMO

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	609
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	280
Potions Brewed:	145	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Minesworn Legacy An Expanse community

Established 2011

We are a survival gaming community who place value on friendships and inclusion.

under construction

server.minesworn.com

Mollyverse

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	860059
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Emeralds Found:	2733	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Votes:	5668
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Vote for // FREE FLY ABILITY \ // FREE RANK \ NEW ===>// SKYBLOCK \ ********** [NOTEBLOCK MIDI MUSIC] [SURVIVAL] [ECONOMY] [PVP] [PARKOUR] [SPAWN PLOTS] [CHEST SHOP] [UNLIMITED LAND PROTECTION] [SHOW MOB HEALTH] [DEATH CONTROL]

********** [NO LAG] [NO GRIEF] [NO SPAM]

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mc.Molly.com

HC Server

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Come join us we are 24/7, !!NO Whitelist!! currently running 1.7 – 1.12.2!

Custom Plugins, 100% Lag Free, No Whitelist, 99.9% Uptime, Awesome/Friendly Users and Staff! Much Much More!!

Survival | Parkour | More Coming Soon!

Unique users joining for the 1st time will spawn in the Hub/Gateway server and from there you can select the kind of game style you want to play!

HC Server is a community that has been around since 2011. We offer players several different servers such as Creative, Parkour, Survival, and a mix between Creative and Survival that we call Sandbox. More are on the way, as well!

Our main aim is to provide the best gaming experience to each and every one of its user and that is the reason why we have Moderators and Admins and a Discord server where you can get help with any issues or problems you have.

mc.hcserver.com

JimoMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

We define a community as a group of people who come together to have fun, create memories, and gain friendships. At JimoMC you will find our community is more like a family.

→ Survival/Factions: 1.20.4 – Quests – Custom Bosses – Towns – Balanced Economy – Jobs… and much more!

→ Recently updated to 1.20.4

→ Creative 1.20.4: 200×200 plots – Free WorldEdit – Free JimoMC – Builder’s Utilities, goPaint, cs build commands… and much more!

→ Skyblock 1.20.4: Now open, quests, mob arena, and much more.

→ Dedicated OVH server → Anti: Cheat | X-ray | Bot system!

Server IP: play.jimomc.com Web site https://jimovpn.ovh/

play.jimomc.com

Ember Network

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Potions Brewed:	86
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Void Armor Forged:	15
Star Shards Collected:	121	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Ember Network Is A New Minecraft Server That Offers Some Of The Most Unique Experiences, We Offer Two Main Gamemodes, Origin Mod Gemsteal (Incomplete-Releasing Soon) The Minecraft Version That You Need To Play On Our Server Is 1.18.2 Join For An Awesome And Unique Experience!

play.embersmp.com

Hollowcraft

Creative, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! We started this server with the goal of creating a fun and friendly community for players to enjoy. Our dedicated team of staff members works hard to ensure that everyone has a positive experience while playing on our server. At our server, you’ll find a variety of game modes, events, and activities to participate in. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s something here for everyone. Join us today and become a part of our growing community!

hc.hollowcraft.online:25568

MVPLAY

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28

Join MVPLAY! We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day! Our community is beautiful that we have created little by little! Join and have the most fun with us!

mvplay.minehost.pro:25644

CyberMC

Creative, Cross-Play, LifeSteal

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crops Grown:	5299
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

CYBERMC:

OPEN BETA

PVP

LIFESTEAL LifeSteal-Dupe

MORE GAMEMODES COMING SOON

JOIN NOW FOR EPIC FUN

CyberrMC.com