Chunky Minecraft SMP Lad

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Holy Grails Found:	1	Towns Built:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	286	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP server and escape the clutches of the fat sack of shit! We offer a sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without the constant bombardment of baby gorilla podcasts. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about Patreon pages and Twitch streams. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only fat sacks of shit are the ones we build out of blocks!

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	242	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Runes Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

pokesmp.net

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2066
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

play.vitacraft.eu

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9339	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

play.tombmc.com

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Votes:	700	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

mc.simplemon.online

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Star Shards Collected:	244	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

hardvival.com

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Chimeras Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	12	Animals Bred:	90
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4097	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Farms Harvested:	854
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	276
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8503	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dimension Hops:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Animals Bred:	85

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Towns Built:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net