Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never be a fatass by 25 or your money back! Why risk your life when you can join our server and get fit while playing Minecraft? Our virtual workouts will have you shedding pounds faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping bacon and gold wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Baconator in battle, you’ll gain eternal glory and a lifetime supply of bacon.

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to being a fatass by 25 – because here, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Runes Activated: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • /BlockyBros – Minecraft SMP

    /BlockyBros – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

    Join us on this server where every day is someone’s birthday, and we celebrate by building giant cake statues in their honor. Plus, we have special events like the “Guard Thorns vs. Guard Irene Dance-off” and the “Medic Whisperain’s Healing Spa Day.”

    But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming content includes a quest to find the legendary 6* Guard Odda in the mystical land of Babel, where you’ll have to battle fierce creatures like the Cement Golems and the Pinecone Pixies.

    And don’t even get us started on the epic storyline of EP14: Absolved Will Be The Seekers, where you’ll team up with the new Amiya Alt to defeat the evil Supporter Civilight Eterna and save the world from certain doom.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Help an AI Beat Minecraft

    Help an AI Beat Minecraft

    Join the server to help/hurt a Minecraft AI that’s only goal is to beat the game! Livestreamed on my Youtube! Be seen on stream! Custom commands ingame! Tools like /kit!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Buildings Constructed: 34

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty Craze Minecraft Server

    Crafty Craze Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to embark on a hilarious adventure like no other? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate battle within!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. The pigs are trying to negotiate peace, but the sheep are too busy plotting their own uprising. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s…The War Within Minecraft server!

    But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the Great Potato War, where players compete to see who can harvest the most potatoes in one hour. The winner gets a golden potato trophy and bragging rights for eternity.

    Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have rebellious farm animals and potato wars? Don’t miss out on the fun – join The War Within Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Lime In A Lounge Minecraft SMP

    Lime In A Lounge Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than liminalounge.com!

    Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the pigs into flying pigs just for laughs!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper drop the sickest beats while wearing sunglasses.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight. Who needs elytra when you have magical carrots, am I right?

    So come join us at liminalounge.com for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those mischievous Endermen – they might just steal your diamonds and replace them with dirt!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Demon’s Den Minecraft Server

    Demon’s Den Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with those pesky Europeans in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all Europeans because, let’s face it, they are demons! Join us in our quest to rid the virtual world of their evil ways and build a community free from their destructive tendencies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers to banish any European players who dare to enter. So come on, join us and let’s show those Europeans who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pinterest SMP – Do Any Of You Use Pinterest? Would You Ever Show Yours To Anyone…

    Pinterest SMP – Do Any Of You Use Pinterest? Would You Ever Show Yours To Anyone…
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a Pinterest board on steroids! We’ve got more creativity and inspiration than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

    Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft where every build is a masterpiece and every player is a crafting genius. Show off your Pinterest-worthy creations to your fellow players and prepare to be amazed by the sheer talent and ingenuity on display.

    But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and uncover its secrets?

    So come on, join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs Pinterest when you’ve got a server like this?

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Players Killed by Monsters: 4809
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fanart Carry Minecraft Server

    Fanart Carry Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime characters are carried by their fanart like they’re on a magic carpet ride! Join us for a wild adventure through pixelated landscapes filled with waifus and husbandos galore.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with rare fanart of their favorite anime character. Legend has it that this fanart had magical powers that granted the player unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of players who have mastered the art of building giant anime statues that come to life at night and protect the land from creepers and zombies. Join us and become a part of this epic quest to save the world with the power of anime fanart!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and let the anime characters carry you to victory!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ”Minecraft SMP – /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread”

    ”Minecraft SMP – /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread”
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the true art of fapping and schlickin’! Our server is the perfect place to share your lewds and discuss all things related to getting your freak on.

    Join us and become part of our legendary Queen of the Milfs Edition, where players compete to be crowned the ultimate milf hunter in the virtual world.

    But beware, rumors say that there is a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted toys and potions that will enhance your fapping skills to a whole new level. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to enter and claim their reward.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 27

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Random Box

    Random Box

    Come have fun with us, invite your friends to the server so that little by little we become more and more little people…

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server

    ✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server

    InMine is the best Minecraft server on your phone!

    You ask why?

    We have implemented many vanilla systems, new blocks, a lot of cool systems for the game, for example: clans, mini-games, auto-mine, privates, warps, homs, pumping system, player stores, battle pass and more!

    More than 1 million players chose us! The highest quality project where technical support will solve any of your questions!

    And from us you have a small bonus in the form of a cool VIP privilege for 7 days using the promo code – /like

    We are waiting for you:

    Address: inmine.ru

    Port: 19132

    Version: 1.16-1.20 (up to the newest)

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server

    DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Wednesday edition where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking chicken who led them on a quest to find the elusive Golden Carrot of Destiny. Along the way, they battled evil llamas, rode on the backs of flying sheep, and even had a dance-off with a zombie. And guess what? They found the Golden Carrot and became the ruler of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it.

    But that’s not all! On our Wednesday edition, you can also participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most outrageous structures using only dirt and cobblestone. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Wednesday edition and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • How Many Tonight Minecraft SMP

    How Many Tonight Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (accidental, of course).

    We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good time. From building massive castles to pranking your friends with TNT traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the legendary PvP battles that happen every full moon – it’s like watching a real-life gladiator match, but with pixelated swords.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? The secret underground disco club hidden beneath spawn. That’s right, we’ve got a dance floor, DJ booth, and even a bar serving virtual cocktails. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move in our glowstone-lit dance party.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us tonight and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ScuzCraft

    ScuzCraft

    Looking for a fresh Minecraft experience? Join our Java-only server, where we’ve just expanded our map for new kingdoms! Build your empire, explore a world connected by a sprawling road network, complete with large cities, vast ruins, a developed Spawn City, and various other wonders. Our main purpose is a hybrid form of factions pvp where we engage in epic wars between our bred Dog Armies, which serve as the “Soldiers” of our server. Our server features a beautifully crafted spawn area, a vibrant modern city, and ancient ruins in progress for you to discover.

    We’re currently focused on growing the eastern map, so if you’re up for the challenge, now’s the perfect time to claim your space and make your mark. Prove yourself, and we’ll help you secure your kingdom’s borders to protect your lands during times of peace. The first 3 dedicated players to join will be given their own Kingdoms outright, so join fast! After this players will have to work their way up all on their own.

    Our server uses clanwars, shops, and worldguard (in peacetime). We are pretty lax about rules, but we ask that you at least build something and contribute to the server and our wars. Griefing is allowed during war so make sure to protect your homeland at all costs!

    Take a look at our Dynmap—you’ll be hooked. Come join the adventure!

    Dynmap: http://scuzcraft.xyz:8123/?worldname=world&mapname=surface&zoom=0&x=8934&y=64&z=-7245

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Collapse in My Lifetime Minecraft Server

    Collapse in My Lifetime Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will literally keep you on the edge of your seat? Well, look no further because on our server, the world will collapse in your lifetime! That’s right, you better start building your epic creations now because who knows when the world will come crashing down around you!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet? Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of knowing that at any moment, the world could collapse and your Minecraft dreams could be shattered. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 81 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Magic Items Found: 6552

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • The Budget Brit in Minecraft SMP

    The Budget Brit in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to spice up your life because our SMP is so peppered, your angus won’t know what hit it!

    Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?).

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the server’s economy, and if you can impress them with your llama dance skills, you’ll be rolling in emeralds in no time.

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on the most peppered SMP around. Your angus will thank you!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Farms Harvested: 768
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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