Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

goalkeeping, agility, Endurance, Unconventional, guard

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

EstraCraft: Fearless Females Server

Females, hormone therapy, Extinction, estradiol, anxiety

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DEM SPOOKY FEAR RESPONSES ON LOCKDOWN! OUR FEMALE SEX HORMONES BE POPPIN’ OFF LIKE FIREWORKS, MAKIN’ YOU FEEL ALL SORTS OF CRAZY EMOTIONS! ESTRADIOL AND PROGESTERONE BE LIKE THE DYNAMIC DUO OF ANXIETY, TAKIN’ YOU ON A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE LAND OF FEAR!

BUT DON’T WORRY, WE AIN’T LEAVIN’ YOU HANGIN’! JUST INGEST 2 MG OF ESTRADIOL AND WATCH AS YOUR FEAR RESPONSES GET EXTINGUISHED FASTER THAN A CREEPER IN WATER! BUT BEWARE, CUZ THAT FEAR GON’ COME BACK STRONGER THAN EVER, LIKE A ZOMBIE ON STEROIDS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONS THAT ONLY OUR FEMALE SEX HORMONES CAN PROVIDE! IT’S GON’ BE A WILD RIDE, SO STRAP IN AND HOLD ON TIGHT!

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New Server IP

Vanilla Playground

explore together, 3 years old server, Playground, classical survival, unexplored territories

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make.

Classical survival on modern version that has been up for 3 years, grief, build, explore with friends, do ANYTHING!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. It is a classic anarchy server with no rules.
Are there any plugins installed on the server?	No, the server is plugin-free for a pure vanilla experience.
Is the server regularly reset?	No, the server has been up for 3 years with no resets.
Can I team up with other players?	Yes, you can join the Discord server to find a team to play with.

Nordic Crafters 1.20.6

Crafters, Military, Conquest, geopolitical tensions, 1.20.6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’re like the Denmark of Minecraft servers, except we ain’t selling nothin’! We’re all about takin’ what we want by force, like a bunch of crazy blocky warriors. So if you wanna get in on the action and make some mad profit, you better join us now! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

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New Server IP
AnimalLoverMC SMP

animal lovers, cute animals, animal trivia, animal kingdom, smp

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a whole gang of pandas riding on llamas. And not just any llamas, these llamas are wearing diamond armor and shooting lasers out of their eyes. It’s wild, man.

But wait, it gets even better. The whole server is run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret underground base filled with treasure. And get this, the only way to access the base is by solving riddles written in pig Latin. It’s like a Minecraft version of National Treasure, but with more feathers.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party hosted by a DJ skeleton named Skelly Beats? Yeah, it’s lit.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s equal parts chaos and hilarity, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who doesn’t want to hang out with a bunch of pandas on laser-shooting llamas? It’s a no-brainer, bro.

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New Server IP
NoFearCraft

fearless living, NoFearCraft, personal growth, fearless mindset, fearless living challenge

Do you ever wonder what you would try if you had no fear? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft server, you can do anything and everything without a care in the world! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? We encourage it! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!

Join our server for the ultimate adrenaline rush and the chance to live life on the edge (literally, if you decide to build your house on a cliff). Who needs fear when you have unlimited possibilities and endless fun waiting for you? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

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New Server IP