Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

teamwork, explode, SIZE, goalkeeping, guard

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

sharp insult, clever comeback, big, witty jab, sharp retort

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

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New Server IP
BlockyBlingLand

designer clothes, Yacht, BlockyBlingLand, gourmet meals, custom furniture

If money weren’t an issue, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity)!

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New Server IP
FlamingLandingGear Minecraft Server

Incident, FlamingLandingGear, evacuation, emergency response, landing gear issue

so, like, this server is lit AF, just like that Air Canada flight that had flames coming out of it. but don’t worry, our server won’t crash and burn like that plane did. we have the sickest landing gear in all of Minecraft land.

join us if you wanna experience the thrill of a lifetime, just like those passengers on that flight. except instead of flames, you’ll be surrounded by epic builds and crazy adventures. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

so come on, hop on board and let’s take off into the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. just make sure to buckle up, because things are gonna get bumpy in the best way possible.

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New Server IP
MerzCraft: Musk Slammer – No AfD Allowed!

Candidate, Technology, germany, dw, Stance

so, like, u know how german politics can be a bit of a snoozefest, right? well, not on this server, fam! we got merz, the german chancellor candidate, straight up SLAMMIN’ musk over some afD stance. like, who even knew these two would be beefin’ in the minecraft world, right? come join us for some epic drama and political intrigue, cuz this server is lit AF! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

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New Server IP

Warped

Friendly, Vanilla, Datapacks, Join, Collaborative

Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

Server Information

Server Type	Semi-vanilla, Hermitcraft-inspired
Server Reset	No plan for reset currently
Mods/Addons	Quality-of-life datapacks only, no game-changing addons

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum. We ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server strictly vanilla?	No, we use quality-of-life datapacks but avoid game-changing addons.
Are there server-wide events?	Yes, we have frequent group projects, minigames, and server-wide events.
Is there a plan for server reset?	Currently, there are no plans for a server reset.
How can I join the server?	Join our discord and follow the application process.