Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Secret Passages Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Crops Grown:	9195
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4297	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
New Chunks Explored:	492790	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3352

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1639	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Farms Harvested:	178	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Emeralds Found:	2704
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.