Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Void Armor Forged:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8488	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Alien Abductions:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Villages Defended:	11
New Chunks Explored:	38438	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	122	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Crops Grown:	8071
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6794

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Star Shards Collected:	225
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchantments Applied:	122
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!