Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

TechCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

TechCraft, an all, brand new, exciting Minecraft server with various activities for every person! From a survival world, to a creative world, we even have a PvP world for those rebellious types! Hosted worlds are also done too, as with our example of our Skyblock world! With fun activities being developed to be available in these worlds, and a fun, social, group of players, TechCraft tries it’s best to keep you away from boredom.

play.techcraft.me

Adamas MCs Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Adamas MCs Survival

85.131.146.49

SquadCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Factions Hunger Games KitPvP SkyWars Mcmmo FactionsOB Creative SkyBlock Prison HCF More features and servers to come!

play.squadcraft.net

Tekkit/Towny Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Animals Bred:	172	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Brand new Grief-free server. have anti-grief protections set up. Towny is also a fun available option. Join my server and have a fun time no worries about being griefed and have your own space!!

209.105.236.247

ItzNetwork

Lifestealsmp, Lobby, Minigames, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

A Network with servers such as lifesteal it is a great server to join with good community and much much more! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JOINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

itznetworklol.apexmc.co:26122

A’therys Ascended

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

A’Therys Ascended is a Rp/PvP server utilizing the Heroes plugin alongside towny. We offer a active forums with in depth lore.

rp.gazamo.com

Forever Defeat

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Emeralds Found:	1099
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Forever Defeat – Faction pvp economy shops mcmmo!!!

server1.foreverdefeat.com.mx

DarthCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

JOIN AT PLAY.DARTHCRAFT.NET

DarthCraft is a non-PVP, survival and family-friendly server with a longstanding community focus. Players have established a great community, admins have become experienced and hosts have mastered server stability over our 4.5 years of 24/7 operation – because of this you can expect a great experience! You can join us in game and on our forums. We have players who enjoy DarthCraft from all over the world without lag – some even from Israel and many from America, allowing you to widen your understanding of different cultures.

Getting Started Because of DarthCraft’s community focus, new players are welcomed and members will be happy to assist you in getting started. DarthCraft does not tolerate griefing, and we have many skilled staff who will help by rolling back any damage caused by other players. Plugins such as McMMO, as well as the currency system enable players to strive to be the best, causing a fun competitiveness throughout the server. If you are the sort of person who doesn’t want to engage with the community, you are also welcome at DarthCraft – There is no pressure to get involved.

Inner Workings & Specs DarthCraft’s inner workings are a great balance between features, stability and reliability. We have a range of well-established plugins like Essentials, LWC & McMMO. We have Server Shops and Grief controls & rollback utilities to keep your buildings safe. We have three highly experienced hosts who have been managing Minecraft servers for years with lots of programming experience, this allows us to develop plugins and have control over our server. The server is powered by cutting edge technology, a Dell PowerEdge R730 – which has two insane 16 core Xeon processors (E5 2640 V3), 192GB of DDR4 RAM and is powered by a SSD for fast loading times. We’re connect with a 1 Gigabit bi-directional connection with state of the art DDoS protection. This allows us to deliver an experience with no lag. • Dell PowerEdge R730 • 2x 16 Core Xeon E5 2640 V3 Processors • 192GB of DDR4 RAM • SSD for fast loading • 1 Gigabit bi-directional connection • State of the art DDoS protection

play.darthcraft.net

CraftPinas

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Animals Bred:	148	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Enchantments Applied:	117
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a classic Filipino minecraft server ? Well here it is ! CraftPinas Network will bring you the best faction experience RPG / Mmorpg Style Factions with Leveling System. Come and Join us now ! Tara to the Filipinos ! Let’s fly the Philippine flag !

play.craftpinas.net

Arcator MC1

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Emeralds Found:	5889
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Arcator (pronounced: ɑrkətɔr) is a multi-server, UK-based Minecraft network. We offer a friendly, social environment and pretty decent admins, and we also have an absolute zero tolerance policy on griefing.

mc1.arcator.co.uk

RazorPvP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6795

RazorPvP is minecraft with a little twist. The object of RazorPvP is to defeat as many people as you can and be rewarded while doing it with our economy system. On RazorPvP we have a very colorful map for you to play on. It consist of a Snow biome, Nether Biome, City Biome and Mushroom Biome. You can go Hide deep in the forest or even in the deep dark caves and last but not least the huge skyscrapers. You can join RazorPvP at mc.razorpvp.ca

mc.razorpvp.ca

aristocracy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

We Are A Loving Server Trying to Get Ready And Sail To Heaven You Can join If You Want its up To You Cya ^_^

209.105.236.232

ChillZone SMP {Whitelisted}

Active, Community, Economy, hermitcraft, Semivanilla, Shop, Shops, smp, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

APPLY HERE

About Us

Our Values

their input and giving

Some of Our Features

Vanilla Tweaks, including Armor Stands, Mob Heads, Double Shulker Shells, etc.We have a simple, user friendly claims plugin allowing you to easily claim & protect your land, and also provide access to your friends.Discord Linking, you can talk to your friends ingame from our Discord server.Dynmap, allowing you to preview our whole world & some great builds from players.Friendly, experienced and helpful staff, who respect players and use their permissions fairly.Player Shops, including a central shopping district. We do have an economy plugin, however our economy is based around the value of a diamond. The economy is completely player controlled.

Our RulesWe try to be fairly relaxed, as we aim to build a mature community where staff don’t need to parent players. However, obviously any exploiting, griefing, stealing & any sort of abuse to other players will not be accepted. We’re a safe place for all, and anyone who doesn’t share that interest won’t be tolerated.That was a lot of words, however to summarise we’re a great community looking for some new members! We’re committed to creating a great player experience, from frequent seasonal events, to our high performing dedicated server with great uptime. If we’ve hopefully captured your attention in this post – Apply Today! Our application process isn’t very complex, we just have a couple simple questions to weed out any unserious players 🙂

pmc.chillzone.cc

Lifecraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8845

LifeCraft offers a unqiue experience of having professional staff, and a vibrant community. Our features range from: Dungeons, RPG – Aspects, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Keep-Inventory, Events (Drop Party’s, Build Events, Boss Raids, Scavanger Hunts, PvP events) and best of all, an atmosphere where everyone knows who you are when you join!

We here at LifeCraft want to offer player the best experience possible, we connect with player using our forums and Discord while simtaneously ensuring there is always a staff member on the server at all time of the day.

We look foward to meeting you, on the server!

lifecraftservers.com

MinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Our Server Is a Economy/Survival Server With a Great Community! We Would like u Guys to Join – 24/7 – 169 Slots – no lag – Great Staff Server has Been up for Over 2 Years! NO WHITELIST CRACKED AND PREMIUM CAN JOIN!

minecraftsmp.org