Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Seventh Mirror

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Seventh Mirror is an Earth server that uses a 1:500 recreation of Earth as the map. Gold ingots are the currency of the server, and you can use them to claim land with towny. We use Dynmap to show you your player’s location in the world, and a host of other custom plugins in order to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Refracted Realities

Backrooms.., Five Nights at Freddy’s, Fivenightsatfreddys, fnaf, Minigames, Other, Scp, Survival, Ultrakill

$Refracted Realities$

Refracted Realities aims to recreate many different concepts and games, as well as adding some changes to the survival experience!

Some of these games/concepts are:

The BackroomsThe SCP FoundationFive Nights at FreddysUltrakill

Changes to survival also feature:

Custom BlocksCustom Items

We have many other future plans as well, such as:

Custom MobsTeam Fortress 2PaydayLethal Company

Reminder that this is all made in Vanilla Minecraft!Join the Discord to get more frequent updates as well as meet new friends here: https://discord.gg/gAAVuEKwCq

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

[1.8 – 1.20.1] MOOCRAFT [SEMI-ANARCHY] [SURVIVAL] [RAIDING] [PVP]

18server, Anarchy, building, Bungee, Bungeecord, Bungeenetwork, Community, Economy, Economypvp, Factionless, Fun, Good, Griefing, Kit, KitPvP, Kits, Landclaim, Legit, MONEY, Playerheads, Playershops, Playerwarps, Plots, Plugins, Practicepvp, PvP, Pvparena, Raiding, Semivanilla, Sethome, Shop, Spawn, stealing, Survival, Temples, TOWN, Towny, Tpa, Vanilla, Wild

IP: MOOHUB.NET

Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff!

Servers: Towny/Survival, Semi-Anarchy, PracticePVP

Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 3 different game modes, all with no lag.

———————————————————————————————————————–➥ SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]———————————————————————————————————————–

RAIDINGGRIEFINGPVPNO HACKING1.8 COMBATECONOMY & PLAYERHEADSCOMMUNITY & EVENTS3 SETHOMES, TPA AND TEMPLESSPAWN FACILITIES

Our Semi-Anarchy/Survival server contains the Raiding/Griefing elements of Anarchy but with just a few rules such as no hacking, and added extras such as Economy and Playerheads.

– – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –➥ TOWNY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]– – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –

– PLAYERSHOPS!– PROTECTED PLOTS!– FOR TOWNS WITH YOUR FRIENDS!– PLAYERWARPS!– RENTABLE PLOTS AT /SPAWN!– UNIQUE ACHIEVEMENTS TO EARN!– NO DROPPING ITEMS ON DEATH– AND MUCH MUCH MORE!

Mootown is a Towny server with Unique Features! Create and make epic bases with your friends! Form your own towns! Rent a Playershop plot in MooYork and sell to the masses. Or /spawn and go shopping for spare resources in MooMarket. Go on the hunt for unique achievements we’ve added and uncover the secrets hidden within MooYork! The world is YOURS to explore in Mootown!

———————————————————————————————————————–➥ PRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]———————————————————————————————————————–

RANKED PVPUNRANKED PVPLEADERBOARDSBOT PVPFORM A PARTYAUTOMATED EVENTSKING OF THE HILLSPLEEF9 GAMEMODES AND MORE

The admin running this server has had significant Kit PVP experience dating back to 2015, and was one of the highest ranked PVPers fighting and beating many legends of the game! This server is extremely well managed and in great hands, so be sure to come check it out!

———————————————————————————————————————–➥ DISCORD:———————————————————————————————————————–We have a Moocraft DISCORD SERVER! Use this link to join it:[b]https://discord.gg/5VG9NYs[/b]

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Behind Bars Prison

Many features such as Custom Plugins | Hourly War | Transfers | PStones | a lot more coming…

Welcome to Prison. From here you are expected to spend the rest of your life Behind Bars working in the mines and chopping trees, but there is a chance to rejoin society. Work hard, prove yourself worthy and eventually after climbing several ranks you can buy back your freedom. Though remember to watch your back – prison is rough and while the guards look away you might become prey…

visit bit.ly/behindb for more infos

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Goldcraft Network

Economy, Factions, Jobs, Lands, Mmcmo, Skyblock, Survival, Voterewards

After a couple year hiatus, the Goldcraft Network is making a return!

The GoldCraft Network are servers that wish to bring you the original Minecraft experience! With a few plugins to better that experience, such as premium anti-cheating plugins that will not allow for cheaters to flourish on our server, along with an economy that has been balanced and perfected, server player shops, auctions, vote rewards, in-game purchasable ranks that give you special perks as you advance. There are no guidelines, no expectations, and no limits to what you can do. The world is truly yours.

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/SZh6XszmrTServer IP: play.goldcraft.co

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8948	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Royal Craft

Clans, Economia, Eventos, Lojas, Pets, PvP, Rankup, Skills, Survival

Welcome to Royal Craft, the most incredible server network you’ve ever found.We accept players from 1.8 to 1.20.4!

We currently offer the following game modes on our network;

Survival – 1.20.4:– Season system– Daily events– Skills System– Clan System– PvP released– War between Clans– Balanced economy– Enchantment System– System of Farts– Job System– And much more

➥ **Survival undergoing a reset**, a great time to start your journey!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Noblox

Survival

Noblox is for the survivor in you. It is run by adult staff that host a professional service. what Noblox offers;

Mini games Shooting arenas with guns Wilderness survival PvP arenas Spleef

and much much more!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CyborgMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

CyborgMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon and Earth Survival played by camman18. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged or 1.16.5+!

Modpack: https://tinyurl.com/installpixelmon IP: cake.cyborgmc.com Store: https://store.cyborgmc.com

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Hard Survival Anarchy (1.20.4) | Really Hard To Lag! | Best Anti Cheat! | Never Resets!

247uptime, Anarchy, HARD, Lagfree, Latestversion, PvE, PvP, Semivanilla, Stable, Survival

Welcome to my official anarchy server! Here you can do what ever you want. The server stays up to date with the latest version of minecraft and its really hard to lag! – The server has been up for four years and its doing well. You can create clans, build that thing you’ve always wanted to build, explore out to the thousands, even the millions if your brave enough in this hard world!The server is now in 1.20.4!

Also for anyone that doesn’t know what anarchy means – anarchy = do whatever

If you’d like to support the server go here If you want to join our discord server join here– come join the discord to receive accurate updates, talk to others, and learn more about the server!

If you need help joining the anarchy server, pleasejoin the discord server then message me. – (because discord doesn’t allow direct messages without sharing a server first)

– You can now see my servers at different websites, the websites are listed below –https://minecraftservers.org/server/574380https://minecraftlist.org/server/15230https://minecraftservers.biz/servers/146439/https://topminecraftservers.org/server/10785

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Chicken Anarchy

1203server, 1204server, 24w06aserver, Anarchy, Crossplatform, Griefing, Hackingallowed, Hacks, Nobans, Norules, Pureanarchy, Survival

Bedrock IP/port go-mediterranean.gl.at.ply.gg:12059(Takes about 30 seconds to a minutes to join, and flying is a little buggy)

This supports the newest version and newest snapshot

Welcome to Chickenanarchy!, A no rule anarchy server capable of limitless opportunities and its up to you! Will you make other players suffer or will you go on a grand quest to the world border? Will you make the largest lava cast or make spawn an endless bedrock wasteland. You may choose to create or you may choose to destroy or maybe both. You get to choose your own path! The server has been making players suffer and thrive since May 2, 2023. There also is a discord (https://discord.gg/yZ77Wt67) where You can find the latest server updates/news

Well good luck and do what you like!

Tested versions/snapshots that this server works with so far (Java:24w07a, 1.20.4, 1.20.3)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ores Mined:	8522	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Void PVP

a multiworld server. with a Creative world, a skylands world and the original Pvp world. there is no factions, instead we have x team. x team is like faction but you dont claim land, you can set a headquarters though.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

playblocks.org

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvP

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Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

⚔️ AydaaCraft Survival [1.20.x] ⚔️

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⚔️ AydaaCraft Survival [1.20.x] ⚔️ Minecraft Server

AydaaCraft is a small server with tons of exciting things for all types of players, whether you enjoy grinding achievements, challenging boss battles, building mega bases or ruling an empire, Aydaacraft has something for you!

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We have many worlds to choose from, starting with vanilla, all the way to the old Skylands world updated for 1.20!

——————————————————————————————— ⚔️ AydaaCraft Survival [1.20.x] ⚔️ Minecraft Server

DUNGEONS!

Battle our tough new boss mobs in custom and challenging dungeons, fight your way through small bad guys to a big boss arena! Team up with friends for the ultimate fight and a chance to get some seriously good loot!

CUSTOM MOBS!

Offering a new challenge to survival is Tiered Mobs,Also known as Elites, These elites range in difficulty depending on your level. Start from level 0 and steadily build up to challenge harder mobs in dungeons!

LAND CLAIMING!

Claim land for you and your friends, build up a small town together or conquer the world with Nations. War options are coming soon!

ONLINE MAP!

View the ever expanding online map, view full worlds from a birds-eye-view

[click here]

Join our Discord server and chat with other players,plus stay up-to-date with announcements and event happeningsYou can also chat to the Minecraft server to players online!

https://discord.gg/h8BkB3Q

MCMMO and leveling

Over 1000+ Vanilla Advancements

Auction House

(Sell or Auction off items for currency)

Item Vault/bank sharing system

(Store your most prized possessions)

Custom blocks and items(Craftable new items and armor)

Elite arenas(Battle waves of mobs from lv 1 – 50)

Custom link portals

(create an emerald portal with two red stone blocks inside to light it.)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Survival.ac | 1.20 | Survival | Grief Protection | Economy | Mcmmo | Fun!

Survival

Our server is the place to enjoy the Minecraft survival gamemode. We’ve made tweaks to the gameplay experience, with some custom enchantments, mcmmo, land claiming, grief rollbacks, and an economy, while still staying true to the core Minecraft survival feel. Join the server by yourself or with some friends, either way you will enjoy it!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5569

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minecraft City

Minecraft city is a Survival Economy server. So the goal is to try and make as much money as possible to expand your economic empire! Our economy is completely unregulated by staff (lase-fair), you wont get money for just being logged on, you have to earn it! Or you could completely avoid the whole economy aspect and venture out and survive on your own or with your friends!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.