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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 653 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 3745 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 7495 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 194 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 70 |
Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!