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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1946 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 6036 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!