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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7594 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 396 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Join us and witness the chaos as we cater to the most ridiculous demands of our players. Preorders may be low, but that just means we have more room for all the real gamers who actually buy video games.
And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our admin team panicking and censoring things left and right in a desperate attempt to attract players with self-respect. It’s a kek-worthy adventure waiting for you on our server – so what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!