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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3012 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Potions Brewed: | 114 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6151 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Join us and witness the chaos as we cater to the most ridiculous demands of our players. Preorders may be low, but that just means we have more room for all the real gamers who actually buy video games.
And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our admin team panicking and censoring things left and right in a desperate attempt to attract players with self-respect. It’s a kek-worthy adventure waiting for you on our server – so what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!