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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 3966 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7048 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
Why should you join The Troonslayer, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens and talking pigs. They laughed so hard that they forgot they were in the middle of a battle with a horde of zombies! That’s the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary Troonslayer himself, a player so skilled that he once defeated a dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.
So come join us at The Troonslayer for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have non-stop laughs and epic moments? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, our llama rodeo every Saturday is not to be missed!
