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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3889 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5551 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
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But the real reason you should join our server? We have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see you clucking around the server, pecking at blocks and laying eggs everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!