ChubbyCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s toughest questions like “Why aren’t there any fat Vtubers?” Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all Vtubers, no matter their size! Join us and you’ll find Vtubers of all shapes and sizes, from tiny pixelated cuties to chunky blocky beauties.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Castle, where pigs rule with an iron hoof and bacon grows on trees. If you can defeat the Bacon King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited bacon for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers like to get down and boogie. Just watch out for their explosive dance moves!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	4737	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyRacism Minecraft Server

Asia, College party, CraftyRacism, Crush, cultural appropriation, cultural insensitivity, East Asian, exposing racism, frat party, Fraternity, geisha, microaggressions, Minecraft, party invitation, party outfit, party planning, party theme, racism, racism in college, racist party, Server, social justice, white privilege

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Imagine a world where every block is made of chocolate, where pigs can fly, and where diamonds rain from the sky. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. And the best part? You get to play as a geisha serving drinks in the Asia room, just like in that finance class story! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone – our frat bros will be there too, dressed as “actors” in other rooms. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to!

So come on down and join us for a party like no other. Who needs boring old frat parties when you can have a Minecraft party with dragons, sushi, and “typical Chinese stuff”? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might just find your crush waiting for you in the Asia room, ready to declare his love and ask you to be the best geisha ever. It’s a love story for the ages, set in a Minecraft world full of surprises and laughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Love Letters Sent:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ExGFTeleported3hrsAwayLOL

aita, apartment, Breakup, CAR, dick move, distraught, DRIVE, DURATION, ex girlfriend, ExGFTeleported3hrsAwayLOL, family, Fight, Friends, get together, LEAVING, Major, Mixed responses, OBLIGATION, Petty, Save, Uber

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild breakup story! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where breaking up in a car on the way to a BBQ is just the beginning of the madness.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of driving away from your ex-girlfriend at lightning speed – Build your dream house and fill it with all the memories you want to forget – Make friends who will support your decision to leave a party early, no matter the distance – Explore a world where breaking up in a car is just the tip of the iceberg

So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together on our Minecraft server! Just remember, there’s no obligation to stay, especially if it’s your car. 😉

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Surely Xbox Follows Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their wisdom and maybe even teach you how to speak dolphin (Disclaimer: results may vary).

So why waste your time with boring old Xbox when you could be hanging out with our dolphin overlords and laughing your way through the best Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Why Did They Do It Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, navigating through a maze of lava-filled tunnels, and battling it out with a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the server.

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of slime blocks or organizing a massive sheep parade through the village. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants its owner unlimited power (or just a really fancy snack).

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and the villagers have a tendency to trade emeralds for ridiculous items like enchanted rubber chickens or flying pigs.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure unlike any other, join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the unexpected at every turn. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server’s wacky kingdom or end up getting pranked by a mischievous group of creepers in top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

bridezilla, casual attire, Country Life, Cousins wedding, Cowboy boots, cowboy boots controversy, dress code, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, fashion choice., formal wear, Minecraft, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding attire, wedding attire debate, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, YeehawCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the bride is a bridezilla, the groomsmen wear clearance shoes, and the dress code for the rehearsal dinner is jeans and a nice top. But wait, there’s more! Show up in cowboy boots and watch the chaos unfold as the cousin and his fiancée judge your footwear choices. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride of wings, drinks, and questionable fashion decisions!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Crops Grown:	7272	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SchizoSisCarLivingAITA

car living, caregiving, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, homelessness, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, medication adherence, medication management, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, personal boundaries, pill organizer, schizophrenia, schizophrenia symptoms, SchizoSisCarLivingAITA, self-care, sibling relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a wild adventure? Join us and experience the chaos of living with your older sister who has schizophrenia!

Imagine the thrill of constantly reminding your sister to take her medication, only to have her yell at you and tell you to leave her alone. But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as she accuses you of talking behind her back with your mom about her mental illness, all while threatening to live in her car.

But don’t worry, we provide a pill organizer for all players to keep their meds in check and ensure a clean gaming environment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of living with a mentally unstable sibling!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
New Chunks Explored:	343307	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ores Mined:	2757	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	41

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NeighborlyMischief Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the wild antics happening on this Minecraft SMP! Our neighbors are always up to some crazy shenanigans. One time, I saw them building a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pool of lava – talk about a thrilling ride! And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to domesticate creepers as pets… let’s just say it didn’t end well for anyone involved. If you want to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you’ve got to join this server. Who knows what kind of madness will happen next!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BeliefCraft: Santa in the Nether!

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Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret portal at bedrock level that transports you to a hidden Chinese village where pandas ride around on minecarts and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden apples. Just be careful of the guardian chicken that protects it – he’s a tough clucker to crack.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9805	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

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come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2251
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crops Grown:	3479
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dimension Hops:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Villages Defended:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
New Chunks Explored:	615116	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	309

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

CPU, CPU usage, data access, data compression, Decompression, Disable, Fixer, Game, games, gaming performance, input lag, input lag reduction, lower latency, microstuttering, Minecraft, RAM, RAM usage, read/write latency, responsive system, shell command, smp, system responsiveness, Windows Memory Compression

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.