Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Debate Minecraft SMP Series

    Debate Minecraft SMP Series
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion!

    Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Build your dream base, form alliances with other players, and maybe even start a war or two (all in good fun, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who control the server economy, a haunted mansion where ghosts roam the halls, and a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • KarmaCraft Minecraft Server

    KarmaCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, tears, and questionable life choices – just like my brother’s job search!

    Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you grateful for your own crazy family dynamics. And don’t worry about finding a place to live, because unlike my brother, we won’t be crashing on your virtual couch anytime soon.

    With a community crazier than my brother’s dating history, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like dealing with my brother’s constant LinkedIn posts begging for help.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BoyfriendBrunchFail

    BoyfriendBrunchFail
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize rest over breakfast delivery!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping in and ignoring your boyfriend’s breakfast demands. No need to worry about waking up early to grab food, just focus on getting those Z’s!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of a pouty boyfriend who can’t handle being denied breakfast. Will he forgive you for choosing sleep over food? Only time will tell on our server!

    And don’t worry about transportation issues, we offer virtual DoorDash services for all your in-game food delivery needs. Who needs real-life breakfast when you can order virtual lunch for your hangry boyfriend?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate sleep vs. breakfast dilemma in Minecraft form! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4287 Dragon Scales Harvested: 381
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CashBackSibMinecraftSMP

    CashBackSibMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of constantly being broke because your little sibling keeps stealing your hard-earned diamonds on our Minecraft SMP? Join us now and take revenge by building elaborate traps to catch them in the act! Who needs a bank when you have a sibling thief to keep you on your toes? Join us for the ultimate sibling rivalry showdown!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3277 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • SaharaFloods Minecraft Server

    SaharaFloods Minecraft Server
    yo, have you heard about this epic minecraft server that’s so lit, even the sahara desert is flooding for the first time in 50 years just to get a taste of the action? like, bro, you gotta join this server ASAP before the whole world goes underwater from all the epicness happenin’ here.

    imagine building your own underwater base with dolphins as your neighbors, or riding a llama through the flooded desert like a boss. this server is so wild, even the creepers are wearing floaties to stay afloat.

    come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it. just don’t forget your snorkel and flippers, cuz things are about to get wet and wild! 🌊🐬🏝️ #FloodedSaharaMadness

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ZelenskiyCraft: Scholz’s Military Aid

    ZelenskiyCraft: Scholz’s Military Aid
    LOL come join our Minecraft server, where we got more military aid than Germany’s Scholz! Zelenskiy even visited Berlin just to check out our epic battles! Join now to experience the chaos and destruction of war, all in the safety of your blocky world. Build your own army of creepers and take over the server with your pixelated power! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show off your PvP skills like a true warrior!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Towns Built: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Tsavo Teeth DNA Lions

    Tsavo Teeth DNA Lions
    come join our server where the lions are the bosses and you gotta fight for your life against the Tsavo Man-Eaters! these lions ain’t messin’ around, they got DNA stuck between their teeth from all the humans they ate back in the 19th century. if you think you can survive against these legendary beasts, then come on in and prove yourself! but be warned, these lions are no joke and they will hunt you down like you’re their next meal. so grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for the ultimate battle of your life on our server!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Animals Bred: 187
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Akoot&Co: Where even our server name can’t escape the minecraft bracket-brigade

    Akoot&Co: Where even our server name can’t escape the minecraft bracket-brigade
    Welcome to Akoot & Co
    Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay.
    Features
    No application required! Just launch the game and play!

    IP: akoot.co

    Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

    Version: 1.21.1

    FAQ

    Is there land claiming?

    No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.

    Can I have multiple homes?

    Yes, you can have unlimited homes in our server.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Animals Bred: 198

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Are They Oirish? Minecraft Server

    Are They Oirish? Minecraft Server
    Top o’ the morning to ya! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lucky as a leprechaun with a pot of gold, then look no further! Our server is filled with Oirish charm and shenanigans that will have you feeling like you’re dancing a jig in the Emerald Isle.

    Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. But be warned, if you lose, you’ll have to do an Irish jig in the town square for all to see!

    We also have a special event every St. Patrick’s Day where the entire server turns into a giant leprechaun hunt. Find the elusive leprechaun and you’ll be rewarded with a pot of gold (in-game currency, of course).

    So come join us on our Oirish adventure and see if you have the luck of the Irish on your side! Just watch out for mischievous fairies and pesky banshees along the way. Cheers!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

    Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

    First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

    And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 29

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ChemicalTasteMC Server

    ChemicalTasteMC Server
    Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes? Join our Minecraft server where the floor is so clean, even a non-verbal toddler won’t find anything to munch on!

    One time, a player’s girlfriend found a mysterious mushy object in her son’s mouth and went on a taste-testing spree around the house, trying to match the flavor. She licked dishwashing pods, took a bite of a hot glue stick, and even sampled fabric glue – all in the name of solving the mystery!

    Join us for the most bizarre adventures and unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even discover the secret flavor that will keep you coming back for more! Just remember, always be prepared to call poison control if things get too wild.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Ores Mined: 3995 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • UncleCrushDramaCraft

    UncleCrushDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

    Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

    Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • HateCraft SMP: Norms be Crazy

    HateCraft SMP: Norms be Crazy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building and mining in peace? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but normal! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and of course, plenty of laughs.

    Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with players constantly scheming, betraying each other, and causing mayhem wherever they go. Think of it as a mix between Survivor and The Real Housewives, but in blocky pixel form.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We also have epic build battles, insane challenges, and even secret treasure hunts that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but normal, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our crazy little world!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 328 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • AnimeCraft: First Watched!

    AnimeCraft: First Watched!
    Join our Minecraft server and relive your first anime experience in a whole new way! Dive into a world where every block is a different anime character, and every creeper is actually just a misunderstood tsundere. Build your own anime-inspired creations and battle it out with other players in epic anime-themed PvP battles. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden realm where all the waifus and husbandos come to life! So come on, join us and let’s make your first anime experience in Minecraft one you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • PyongyangDroneWars Minecraft Server

    PyongyangDroneWars Minecraft Server
    lol so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can build ur own missile and launch it at ur enemies like u r in N. Korea or sumthin. we got drones flyin around and stuff, just like in South Korea tryna spy on us. but don’t worry, we got ur back, u can be the ultimate dictator in this server and rule with an iron fist. join now and show those pesky drones who’s boss!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Crops Grown: 7931

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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