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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 9761 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!
2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!
3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.
4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!