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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 400 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 858 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
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