ChopstickCraft: Where you can mine for fortune cookies and build a Great Wall of Creepers!

local food, shopping, multicultural, chinese girls, BUILD

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while also finding love? Look no further than our server!

Join us and you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among our diverse community of Chinese and Kyrgyz players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even meet your future spouse while building a castle together!

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is falling head over heels for our pixelated paradise. Love is in the air, along with the sweet scent of freshly mined ores. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

The Pen

solitary confinement, hidden quests, parkour challenges, Prestiges, Guards

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Server Features

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison server with the following features:

Become a Parolee and leave the prison
Prestiges for special rewards
Guards to assist and protect players
Quests for extra cash or items
Gangs to join and fight with rival gangs
Illegal items like swords and potions

Ranks

Rank	Description
A	Default Prisoner
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Enforce rules, safety of prisoners
SrGuard	Well seasoned Guard with privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

Want to become a Guard?

Apply for the Guard position by joining the server and Discord.

For more information and updates, visit the Discord or connect to the Server.

Crafted Realms 1.21.1

merch, rock on, holo vs holo baiters, Realms, 1.21.1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow vortex of chaos and fun! We got links to YouTube and Twitter, like whoa, social media madness, man. And check out our streams, they’re like a rollercoaster of epicness, you won’t wanna miss it!

Oh, and don’t forget about our shorts, music, and unarchived streams, it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness waiting to be discovered. And we even have merch, like, what?! Get your hands on some sick gear and represent the craziest Minecraft server in town.

And if you’re a total noob, don’t worry, we got you covered with our intro/starter newpebble guide. It’s like a map to the land of insanity, guiding you through the madness with ease.

But hey, watch out for those diggers, they’re like the trolls of the Minecraft world. Just hide, report, and rock on, bros. Don’t let them bring you down, stay strong and keep on crafting!

Join us on this journey of pure madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination. Let’s dive into the unknown and explore the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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MILcraft Server: No Entry Allowed

long tail: dealing with difficult in-laws, parenting, Boundaries, family drama, BIRTHDAYS

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about your nosy mother-in-law.

Our server is so fun, even your golden retriever will want to join in on the action (and yes, they can sit on the couch)! With events and activities that will keep you entertained for hours, you’ll never have to worry about oiling your cabinets or cleaning behind your appliances ever again.

Forget about CPS threats and unsolicited advice about your housekeeping skills, join our server and let loose in a world where the only rules are to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Who needs in-laws when you have a virtual community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Join now and say goodbye to family drama, at least until you log off!

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NoMoreNieceDutyLOL

Niece, RESPONSIBILITY, passive aggressive, Entertainment, Communication

Are you tired of feeling like a full-time babysitter on a Minecraft server? Join our server and escape the never-ending cycle of babysitting obligations!

Imagine a world where you can actually make plans with your friends without being guilt-tripped by your sister. Our server offers the freedom to enjoy your weekends without the constant demands of watching a hyperactive six-year-old.

Don’t let your sister and mom guilt-trip you into thinking you have no real responsibilities. On our server, the only responsibility you have is to have a good time and build epic creations.

Join now and say goodbye to the passive-aggressive comments and hello to a world where you can finally put yourself first. You deserve it!

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New Server IP
BroCodeMinecraftSMP

unwritten laws, unwritten rules, societal norms, Common Knowledge, universal understanding

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, trust me. You gotta join because like, everyone knows that if you’re not on this server, you’re basically a noob.

So, like, the reason you gotta join is because there’s this secret underground society of chickens that run the whole server. Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens are like, the mafia of Minecraft. And if you wanna survive, you gotta pay them in diamonds or they’ll peck you to death. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not even the craziest part. There’s this legend that if you find the hidden golden carrot, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I know, it sounds insane, but I swear it’s true. People have been searching for it for years, but no one has found it yet. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, chaotic, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Just remember, watch out for those chickens. They mean business.

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New Server IP