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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 8345 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 5992 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Join us and be a part of a community that’s smaller than the Chinese population (according to some random guy on the internet). That’s right, our server is so exclusive, it makes the CCP’s reported numbers look inflated! With a birth rate lower than 1 child per woman since the early 2000s, our server is like a rare diamond in the rough.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more laughs than a creeper prank gone wrong. So come on down and join us for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. Who needs China when you’ve got us?