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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 8944 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 293 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Join us and be a part of a community that’s smaller than the Chinese population (according to some random guy on the internet). That’s right, our server is so exclusive, it makes the CCP’s reported numbers look inflated! With a birth rate lower than 1 child per woman since the early 2000s, our server is like a rare diamond in the rough.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more laughs than a creeper prank gone wrong. So come on down and join us for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. Who needs China when you’ve got us?