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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 7650 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Join us and be a part of a community that’s smaller than the Chinese population (according to some random guy on the internet). That’s right, our server is so exclusive, it makes the CCP’s reported numbers look inflated! With a birth rate lower than 1 child per woman since the early 2000s, our server is like a rare diamond in the rough.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more laughs than a creeper prank gone wrong. So come on down and join us for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. Who needs China when you’ve got us?