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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4357 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 5726 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Join us and be a part of a community that’s smaller than the Chinese population (according to some random guy on the internet). That’s right, our server is so exclusive, it makes the CCP’s reported numbers look inflated! With a birth rate lower than 1 child per woman since the early 2000s, our server is like a rare diamond in the rough.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more laughs than a creeper prank gone wrong. So come on down and join us for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. Who needs China when you’ve got us?