yo, dis server is like dat one time when u eat too many cheeseburgers and ur arteries get all clogged up, except in dis case, it’s all about dat high cholesterol levels in Minecraft! join us and experience da thrill of havin’ ur virtual carotid arteries scanned by ultrasound while u build epic structures and battle mobs. trust me, u ain’t lived until u seen ur blocky arteries get all clogged up with pixelated cholesterol. come join us for a heart-pumpin’ good time!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY