yo, dis server is like dat one time when u eat too many cheeseburgers and ur arteries get all clogged up, except in dis case, it’s all about dat high cholesterol levels in Minecraft! join us and experience da thrill of havin’ ur virtual carotid arteries scanned by ultrasound while u build epic structures and battle mobs. trust me, u ain’t lived until u seen ur blocky arteries get all clogged up with pixelated cholesterol. come join us for a heart-pumpin’ good time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
Magic Crystals Found: 12 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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