ChokeCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BroCraft: Where Men and Blocks Unite

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a party in a creeper-infested disco! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. Malebros is where the cool kids hang out, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously wacky adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play hide and seek with the players…but you didn’t hear that from us. So what are you waiting for? Join Malebros today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Coitus: The Springtime Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking sheep who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the Minecraft gods. Along the way, they battled evil chickens, rode on the backs of flying pigs, and even had a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. Imagine a rave in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the hottest tracks, or a beach party on a deserted island with creepers doing the limbo.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated llama. Don’t miss out on all the fun – come join us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Bad Hair Day Craft: Where even your pixelated hairline can thrive! Join now!

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Are you tired of losing your hair faster than you can say “comb over”? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your hairline will never recede! Our virtual world is filled with magical hair growth potions and enchanted hairbrushes that will have you rocking a luscious mane in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!

So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging, Building, and LOLing with Friends!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more to join! Why, you ask? Well, because we’re all about that VIP life, baby. We cater to the elite, the cream of the crop, the creme de la creme of the indie vtuber world.

Think your 499-view oshi deserves a spot here? Well, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or have the equivalent numbers on YouTube, they’re welcome to join the party! We’ve got the big names like vedal987, filian, and BuffPup leading the pack, but we also celebrate our non-English stars like akamikarubi and tororo_vtuber.

And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers trying to sneak in. As long as they don’t own their talents’ IPs and have a member with more than 1000 CCV, they can hang with us too.

Looking for some spicy Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, or even some Koikatsu cards for some extra fun? We’ve got you covered, my friend. Plus, we’ve got a whole calendar dedicated to our chuuba birthdays because, let’s be real, that’s the most important day of the year.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s build a virtual utopia together. Ducks are welcome too, because why the cluck not? Let’s make some memories and create a community that’s as wild and wacky as our indie vtuber world. See you in the game!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BatCraft: Where Batarian Adventures Await! #minecraftfun

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>pov: you are a batarian

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a batarian is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own batcave, complete with a bat signal that actually calls in creepers for backup.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bat Diamond, a rare gem that grants you the power to fly around the map and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Just be careful not to accidentally set your own house on fire…again.

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who is secretly in cahoots with the Joker and his army of zombie clowns. Only by teaming up with your fellow batarian players can you hope to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and unleash your inner batarian! Just be prepared for a few surprises along the way, like randomly turning into a bat or finding a hidden stash of bat cookies that give you super speed. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy, bat-tastic Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Farms Harvested:	766	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Villages Defended:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Khaybar Kraziness: The General’s Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seashells! Ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the sky and rain down TNT on unsuspecting players below!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, it’s either HAYDAR YA KARRAR or nothing at all!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	66	Runes Activated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DadCraft: Where even creepers are better at following directions than you!

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Are you tired of being interrogated about your love life by your parents? Are you tired of being called a faggot just because you haven’t brought a girl home? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations and battling creepers! Join us now and leave the awkward family conversations behind!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	96
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Shotcraft: Because Every Pixel Deserves a Chance

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for epic adventures, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens comes charging at you. But don’t worry, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor to help you fend off those feathered fiends.

And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixelated Nostalgia: 90’s Teen’s Bedroom Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to step back in time and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip? Join our Minecraft server and explore the bedroom of a 90’s teenager!

Picture this: lava lamps, neon posters, and a bedazzled Tamagotchi that never dies. But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret portal that leads to a virtual reality where you can play Pogs and listen to Spice Girls on repeat.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of slap bracelets and Beanie Babies. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90’s in the most epic way possible. It’s like, totally rad, dude!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Potions Brewed:	106
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ancestral Bongbros: Where history meets hilarity in Minecraft!

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Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the land of the Bongbros? Dive into a world where your ancestors were legendary yellow warriors who smoked their enemies into oblivion! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the secrets of the Bongbros clan as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the server lies a magical bong that grants wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its power and become the ultimate Bongbro champion?

So grab your pickaxe, light up some torches, and get ready to blaze a trail through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Bongbros legacy!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Star Shards Collected:	129
Potions Brewed:	108	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas & Diamonds

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and a sprinkle of madness.

Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are our fearless leaders, each with their own YouTube channels and Twitter accounts where they document their insane Minecraft escapades. From building towering castles to battling dragons, these gals know how to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all – we also have Ethyria Essentials, a mystical realm filled with rare resources and magical creatures. Dive into this dimension and discover the secrets it holds, if you dare.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and fun-loving as us? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with endless diamonds and enchanted gear.

Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime – come join us on this Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	63	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dorito Taco Coach’s Minecraft Madness

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade you emeralds for enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They’ll bust a move for you while you mine for diamonds in our disco-themed mineshaft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with stacks on stacks of enchanted books written by none other than the legendary Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to photobomb your selfies. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Memes & Mayhem: The /pol/ Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling like /pol/ is just a sad, lonely place? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the depths of despair! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually therapy animals and skeletons are just misunderstood emo kids looking for a friend. Our server is the ultimate pick-me-up for anyone feeling down in the dumps, so come on over and let the laughter and fun begin! Who knew that building virtual block structures could be the key to curing depression? Join us and find out for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Single & Ready to Minecraft: Where GFs are Optional!

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Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find a community that will accept you for who you are, girlfriend or no girlfriend! Join us and build your virtual paradise where love is not a requirement, but creepers are always lurking around the corner to keep things interesting. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a bunch of blocky friends to keep you company? Join us now and finally feel like you belong somewhere, even if it’s just in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ores Mined:	8745
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafting Weebs R Us

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Welcome to Anime YLYL, the Minecraft server where you can build your own anime paradise and battle it out with other players in epic anime-inspired PvP matches!

Join us if you want to ride on giant flying unicorns while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies, or if you want to mine for diamonds with your trusty anime sidekick who can transform into a giant robot at your command.

Our server is also home to the legendary Anime YLYL clan, where members gain special powers like the ability to summon a giant bowl of ramen to heal themselves in battle or turn into a kawaii catgirl to confuse their opponents.

So come on down to Anime YLYL and experience the craziest, most anime-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave this wacky world of anime madness!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Farms Harvested:	103
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40