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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3256 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Ores Mined: | 6088 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
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