Choco anarchy hard | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK

Conflict Resolution, CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK, defensive action, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial integrity, uk, Ukraine, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	4385	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.

we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.

plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.

so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2332
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9696	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Towns Built:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Emeralds Found:	1641	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Animals Bred:	131	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gods Slained:	1

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	50
Emeralds Found:	3534	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Star Shards Collected:	245	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	750682	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!