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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 5972 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
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