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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7411 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Votes: | 7593 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
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