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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4692 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 124 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
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